Is that your nephew’s penis in your wallet or are you glad to see me?
South African police have arrested a 42-year-old man found carrying human genitalia in his wallet, four days after his nephew went missing in the south of the country…
Suspecting the man had a hand in the disappearance of his 18-year-old nephew, police…interrogated him until he led them to a spot in the small town of Ngcobo in the Eastern Cape province.
“We found that the hands, the head and legs were cut off from the body and we then recovered the private parts in his wallet,” Mzukisi Fatyela, police spokesman for the Eastern Cape Province, told AFP.
He refused to disclose the wallet size nor the state of the human parts, but said the man will face murder charges.
I was wondering about the size of his wallet, too.
No penis envy here?
Maybe “he” likes sitting on penis?
A couple of High Voltage electrodes to “his” scrotum sac and decades of massive shock treatment(s) should cure that habit!
dick jerkey? Some people are weird.
No, no, no, You’re doing it wrong the condom goes in the wallet not the other way around.
When you rub the wallet it turns into a purse.
A snack for on the road.
I was wondering nephew’s name. Around here we often call wallets bill folds.
Are you sure it wasn’t Obama’s?! It seems his his financial penis in EVERYTHING these days. And since it was in a wallet and all…
Then again, maybe the guy misunderstood. Because, “once you go black it (you) don’t go back.”