1. McCullough says:

    You get his right leg, I’ll get his left…she can make a wish…

    • bobbo, one true Liberal recognizing Obama is too far Right says:

      I think your honky line would work here too!

  2. bobbo, one true Liberal recognizing Obama is too far Right says:

    What a man with Secret Service Protection can get away with….. but why?

  3. orchidcup says:

    Hey baby, let’s ditch these losers and go for a ride on my mini-bike …

    Know what I mean, sweet cheeks?

    • bobbo, one true Liberal recognizing Obama is too far Right says:

      Biden’s wifey is way better looking. I guess strange has that appeal to too many of my fellow howlers.

  4. McCullough says:

    Hey Joe….wanna earn your Red Wings?

  5. orchidcup says:

    Sit here on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up, dimples.

  6. NewformatSux says:

    This week on Sons of Anarchy.

  7. NewformatSux says:

    Everyone seems to be getting the story wrong. No way she is sitting on his lap. That would make it the biggest bench ever, and where are Biden’s legs?

  8. HMeyers says:

    Is that really Biden? Or someone who happens to resemble him?

  9. orchidcup says:

    No, that’s not my finger, sugarbuns.

  10. orchidcup says:

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand, candylips.

  11. orchidcup says:

    Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and eat what I want?

  12. orchidcup says:

    Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me, sweet-tart?

  13. orchidcup says:

    I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button, muffincakes.

  14. JS says:

    For-Biden love….

  15. orchidcup says:

    Hey baby, are you free tonight, or is it gonna cost me, cuddlebuns?

  16. orchidcup says:

    Hey baby, you remind me of my Grandma, except I haven’t slept with you yet, gumdrop.

  17. orchidcup says:

    Hi, my name is Joe. You better remember it, because you’ll be screaming it later, snuggles.

  18. This guy gets it says:

    Economy schlamonomy, BORING, we just wanna hang out in Pizza joints and biker bars.

  19. orchidcup says:

    Sure its a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine, snookums.

  20. orchidcup says:

    You’ve got all the curves, and I’ve got all the angles, peaches.

  21. jpfitz says:

    If looks could kill.

    Biden is acting the fool. Not VP foolery.

  22. orchidcup says:

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question, giggles?

  23. orchidcup says:

    Nice legs, cupcake. What time do they open?

  24. orchidcup says:

    I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet, sunshine.

  25. orchidcup says:

    That’s a nice shirt, kitten. Can I talk you out of it?

  26. AdmFubar says:

    i like how the two secret service agents on either side try to blend in with the locals….

  27. orchidcup says:

    Your boys here bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room.

    Want to buy some drinks with their money, lambchop?

  28. orchidcup says:

    You with all those curves, and me with no brakes …

  29. orchidcup says:

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you, Mamacita.

  30. orchidcup says:

    Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven, Angel Eyes?


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