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You get his right leg, I’ll get his left…she can make a wish…
I think your honky line would work here too!
What a man with Secret Service Protection can get away with….. but why?
Hey baby, let’s ditch these losers and go for a ride on my mini-bike …
Know what I mean, sweet cheeks?
Biden’s wifey is way better looking. I guess strange has that appeal to too many of my fellow howlers.
Hey Joe….wanna earn your Red Wings?
Sit here on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up, dimples.
This week on Sons of Anarchy.
Everyone seems to be getting the story wrong. No way she is sitting on his lap. That would make it the biggest bench ever, and where are Biden’s legs?
Is that really Biden? Or someone who happens to resemble him?
No, that’s not my finger, sugarbuns.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand, candylips.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and eat what I want?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me, sweet-tart?
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button, muffincakes.
For-Biden love….
Hey baby, are you free tonight, or is it gonna cost me, cuddlebuns?
Hey baby, you remind me of my Grandma, except I haven’t slept with you yet, gumdrop.
Hi, my name is Joe. You better remember it, because you’ll be screaming it later, snuggles.
Economy schlamonomy, BORING, we just wanna hang out in Pizza joints and biker bars.
Sure its a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine, snookums.
You’ve got all the curves, and I’ve got all the angles, peaches.
If looks could kill.
Biden is acting the fool. Not VP foolery.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question, giggles?
Nice legs, cupcake. What time do they open?
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet, sunshine.
That’s a nice shirt, kitten. Can I talk you out of it?
i like how the two secret service agents on either side try to blend in with the locals….
Your boys here bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room.
Want to buy some drinks with their money, lambchop?
You with all those curves, and me with no brakes …
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you, Mamacita.
Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven, Angel Eyes?