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Republican gift of bullet proof shielding
Teleprompter version of the Blue Screen of Death.
My handlers told me to say this but I’m too embarrassed to show my face when I say it.
Perfect, now people can stop looking at the candidates and focus on what they’re saying.
I am all for that, color blind!
In order to drive home his message of looking forward, the President used a mirror to graphically show how Republicans are always looking backward when making policy.
Photoshopped by republicans to make him look like a block-head.
The real president.
Winner!!!
T.O.T.U.S., this jerk can’t convey a coherehent sentence without it. Search the last time it failed it’s pathetic. It’s one thing to mis-speak or make up words like Bush did, but this jerk only knows what he’s told to say. We also have evidence that Bush actually attended college.
Emote on cue. Thought optional but discouraged.
Vote Teleprompter !
Puppets have no faces…
Is this what an adult looks like in a Peanuts comic?
It is nice to see TOTUS start to get some well deserved credit. We all know what happens when TOTUS is not in the room; too much truthiness for the campaign to survive. Just some of what TOTUS wasn’t there to help prevent: “they cling to guns or religion”, “I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody”, “you didn’t build that”.
Don’t you see! This is how you have TWO Obama’s. One who’s a robot with a block head, to be replaced later in edit using CGI. It still thinks its 2008.
The other who likes droning people.
When Obama talks about Robopen… That’s what he’s talking about!
😮
Vogon Thought Swatter
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NnG4lpcn9aM
Love me some HHGTTG. “Okay, don’t think, nobody think, no ideas, no theories, no nothing”…….(SMACK!!)
Pres head covered in marshmallow on a stick ready to roast.
Anyone care to expressly directly state what is wrong with using a teleprompter to give a set speech? Given they all do it… and should do it.
I didn’t think so.
If “Obama is stupid and can’t speak without a teleprompter” is an “idea” that appeals to you, YOU are an idiot.
Seriously—- a real I – D – I – O – T.
Led by the nose.
Does this mean Obama has already been inducted to the head museum in Futurama ala Nixon?
Oh we are moving forward alright. Moving forward right over a cliff. Recession part 2 is just around the corner, the World economies are trying to buy parachutes to have a safe crash of their economies even though the preverbal plane of the economies is on fire with no wings. Yes, but we are moving forward.
Just a moment while I change my face.
I had no idea the Slenderman was black.
Yet another faceless bureaucrat.
“your face here”
Nice one. Only good one yet in the bunch.
“Before us lies an empty abyss. And under my leadership, we will take a giant step FORWARD.”
“Quick! Raise the rotten egg shield.”
Please, Mister Promptman, look and see.
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Well, for one thing the prompter isn’t set that high. And every president uses one. So nice try retards.
Yet Another Faceless Politician, now put up there directly by the corporations.
Photoshop!!!
Reality ain’t what it used to be!
New Deluxe Kindle works great as long as there is enough natural light.
What I’m not seeing is transparency.