I thought she only came with hamburgers
An Oregon man was arrested after barricading himself in a North Carolina hotel room and demanding pizza and to marry celebrity Paris Hilton, police said…
Police said Frederick Denney barricaded himself into a room on the second floor of the hotel and threatened to shoot at police after demanding pizza and to be wedded to the Hilton heiress.
After hours of negotiating with several agencies, including the Regional SWAT Team, Denney was pepper sprayed and taken into custody.
Authorities said Denney, who is from Roseburg, Ore., has had run-ins with SWAT teams in other states in the past.
Denney was taken to a local hospital for a mental evaluation. He is now facing several charges, including being “intoxicated and disorderly”…
Did he get the pizza he wanted, anyway!
Oh, no! Not more zombies!?
…I suppose that’s a way to lend credence to an insanity plea.
Mental eval? Yeah, who’d want pizza?
Must be a Republican.
I have a woody now!!!
Slightly easier on the digestion than the previous story photo…
Look for copycat crimes soon.
well it kinda reminds me of the movie ‘air heads’
in it they make a demand for naked pictures of
Bea Arthur.
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If I were thirty years younger…I still wouldn’t have the kind of money that hunk of flesh would cost.
He must have been on bath salts.
The insanity plea defense is well established now.
Yuck! Paris Hilton? Yuck!
That better be a pretty awesome pizza if Paris Hilton has to come with it.
Skank.
Gives good video, though.
If he had demanded to eat Paris Hilton and marry a pizza, that would be a better insanity defense.
Damn! My Nice manages a Pizza Hut in N.Carolina. She could have used the biz, not to mention the publicity. They could have at least agreed to the pizza. With extra pepper spray topping. I’m a Papa John’s fan myself.
Wait, the guy’s name was Denney, and he didn’t ask for anything from a Denney’s? Ouch! That’s gotta hurt their business now. 🙂
What kind of pizza?
>>Authorities said Denney, who is from Roseburg, Ore., has had run-ins with SWAT teams in other states in the past.<<<
really, and he was still out and about? why?
MEMORANDUM
From: North Carolina
To: Oregon
cc: the other 48 states
Oregon, please. You can keep your nutjobs. We have plenty. Do we send our crazies to your fine state? No, we do not. We elect them to our state legislature, as God intended. In the future, please take care to incarcerate your loonies in your statehouse, where they can only harm your own citizens.
Best Wishes,
The Great State of North Carolina
We already do that in Texas.
I’d probably have a more meaningful conversation with a pizza….
He meant PEREZ Hilton