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When Bulls Fly!
After years of complaints and petitions, the bullfighting community finally acquiesced and instated a national bull judo league, hoping that it will make it into the 2020 Olympics.
It‘s quiet in here! Why not leave a response?
What do you want me to say? Something about throwing the bull around?
(It looks kind of photo-“shopped” if you ask me.)
BONZAI!!!!!!!
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REVENGE IS SWEETTTTT!!
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KAMAKAZI!!!!!!
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YOU DID WHAT TO MY SISTER??? HAMBURGER????
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And now for my next trick, I will levitate an elephant.
What young bulls jump on when they don’t have a bed.
Photoshop
Miguel was not sure how he let Ferdinand talk him into practicing the Six Point Attack. Again.
Ole this!
Noooooope… Chuck Testa!
I loved this bull, and wanted to give him life after death. So I turned him into a hoverbull.
Anybody remember having to do this maneuver in gym class?
Merrill Lynch is bullish on Spain. welcome to the stomping into the ground like we got in america..
Oh Sh#%!
Matador deploys emergency levitation device.
or
Bull teabags like a boss.
It’ll be ok. When this is all over, I’ll just sneak into the US of A for free medical care!
They’ve always had free medical care in Spain
And as Europea citizen, he can go to any hospital within the EU for the same price. Free or low cost 🙂
The worst time for it to start raining bulls is when you’re already fighting one.
Bullshit.
Is it too late for us to become friends?
How many times have I told you…no pink socks after Labor day!!!
“BAILOUT? Bailout of this!”
Prone magician levitates huge bull.
“My first attempt at Photo-shop. What do you think?”
I think it’s a real photo! Bulls do think like that. And it’s painful..
Revenge!
You killed how many bulls?
Boing..Boing..Boing…….it’s Weasel stomping Day.
I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER …
Merryl Lynch.
yup, this is pretty much our business model!
“DOG PILE!!!”
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “they are, how you say the … testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Si, Senor,” replies the waiter, “You see…the bull, he does not always lose.”
Awesome!
The nut cracker..
“Ooh, goody! A shiny new toy to play with!”