ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) – On Monday afternoon, police arrested two women after they allegedly exposed themselves while on an Alton, Illinois golf course.

Officers with the Madison County Sheriff’s Office responded to Woodlands Golf Course at 2839 Harris Lane around 2 p.m. in reference to a citizen complaint. The caller stated that two women were exposing their “sexual organs” while on the course.

When officers arrived, they saw Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45, lewdly exposing their breasts.

The police then requested a mulligan.



  1. Phoenix says:

    who defines the ´indecent´ in indecent exposure anyway?

    • orchidcup says:

      What constitutes indecent exposure depends on the standards of decency of the community where the exposure takes place.

      These standards can vary from the very strict standards of modesty in places such as Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, which require most of the body to be covered, to tribal societies such as the Pirahã or Mursi where full nakedness is the norm.

      Even within a community, what will be seen as indecent will also depend on the context in which the exposure takes place. For example, it would be a reasonable expectation to see a naked person on a designated nude beach. However, even on a nude beach it may not be expected to witness explicit sexual activity.

      The standards of decency have varied over time. During the Victorian era, for example, exposure of a woman’s legs was considered indecent in much of the Western world. As late as the 1930s, both women and men were expected to bathe or swim in public places wearing bathing suits that covered above the waist. An adult woman exposing her navel was also considered indecent in the West into the 1960s and 1970s. Today, however, it is quite common for women to go topless at public beaches throughout Europe and South America.

      Although the phenomenon widely known as flashing, involving a woman exposing bare nipples by suddenly pulling up her shirt and bra, may be free from sexual motive or intent, it nonetheless is public exposure and is therefore defined by statute in many states of the United States as prohibited criminal behavior.

      The motivation of the exposure is sometimes based on it being unusual, attention-getting, sexually arousing, or separately, as in a public policy protest, inappropriate and to show disrespect to the enemy side. The effects (including negative consequences) may be enhanced by intended or unintended publication of a photograph or film of the act, which would also include mooning.

      Breastfeeding in public does not constitute indecent exposure under the laws of the United States, Canada, Australia, or Scotland. In the United States, the federal government and the majority of states have enacted laws specifically protecting nursing mothers from harassment by others. Legislation ranges from simply exempting breastfeeding from laws regarding indecent exposure, to outright full protection of the right to nurse.

  2. MaineRhino says:

    Mom?

  3. fishguy says:

    Breasts = “sexual organs “. Give me a break.

  4. Mextli: ABO says:

    MILIF? Give me a break more like toothless Cougars.

  5. orchidcup says:

    They are golf widows.

    They were trying to get the attention of their husbands, but there is no mention of whether the ploy worked or not.

    Come on over to my place, ladies.

    I’ll give you some attention.

  6. John E. Quantum says:

    Perhaps they were having hot flashes and needed to release some thermal energy.

  7. sargasso_c says:

    A course hazard.

  8. msbpodcast says:

    No pictures, no proof…

  9. ECA says:

    These are NOT sexual organs..

  10. Randomized says:

    The one on the left owns a bar…

    http://binfordsbarandgrill.com/

    I drove by on the way home from work and the parking lot was packed (not really but it wouldn’t surprise me if it was filled with horny men trying to get a better look).

  11. orchidcup says:

    You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when middle-aged women start exposing their breasts at a golf course and the men are too busy to notice.

    At least Tiger Woods knows how to have a good time.

  12. Publius says:

    They were getting ready for breastfeeding most likely.

    The law doesn’t specify the age of the recipients.

  13. Publius says:

    >When officers arrived, they saw Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45, lewdly exposing their breasts.

    I’m thinking LEWDLY was the violation here, not the exposing per se. It’s all in the etiquitte, as any policeman will tell you the devil is in the details.

    To remain in compliance, little finger on each hand needs to be raised while lifting shirt, and shirt collar must not be raised above head; shirt must remain “on” per se.

    Or something durdurdur

  14. NobleRot says:

    Gotta use protection people. You wouldn’t want to get the golf clap.

  15. shooff says:

    Who told?

    Probably that old ass teaparty dude. The one that was holding them up.

    Walking, wearing red pants, and still does not have his club selection figured out when he gets to his ball.

    Talk about…..A good walk spoiled.

    Sure he’s telling all his buddies at the bar how he narc’d out them libs.

  16. President Amabo (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    The reason women have breasts is for men to look at and play with them. The reason men have dangly junk is for women to look at and play with it. Everything else is secondary. These women should be praised, not arrested.

    • msbpodcast says:

      The reason men have dangly junk is for women to look at and play with it.

      They play Choo-Choo Train.

      One partner tugs on the tube while ringing the two jingle-bells with his/her index finger and shouting “Wooo … Wooo! Ding Ding … Ding Ding“[repeat as necessary until one of you cracks the fuck up. :-)]

  17. Chris Mac says:

    I, For one……..
    pverlords

  18. Sunday Nap says:

    Hummmm. Nude Female Golf on Sundays.
    That would keep me from falling asleep watching golf every Sunday. For sure,for sure. And the TV Ratings would be
    through the roof !!!

    • ugly, constipated, and mean says:

      Noood female golf.

      Haven’t watched much LPGA action lately have you?

      • The Monster's Lawyer says:

        Yep, those guys on the LPGA can really wack the ball. Oh,…those are women?

  19. Joe says:

    Look like a couple of trannies to me.

  20. Sheila says:

    LOLOL That mulligan line was too funny!

    Peace,
    Sheila
    http://survivingsurvivalism.com

  21. dg says:

    That’s not even illegal here in Ontario. The law was overturned by the courts years ago.

  22. Goofus Tufus says:

    “Lady came in running to the Golf pro shop and said..A Bee had stung her..Golf pro says..Where did it sting you..Lady says Between the first and second hole. Golf pro says..well your stance is wrong”

  23. orchidcup says:

    A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you re-marry?”

    After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

    “If I died and you re-married,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”

    “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”

    “If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”

    “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to
    last a long time, so I guess she would.”

    “If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”

    “Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed.”

  24. farmits says:

    I see nothing wrong here.
    Assholes are too sensitive to nakedness, as if we weren’t born that way.

    Wish I had been there!

  25. John E. Quantum says:

    Reminds me somehow of the time Johnny Carson got in hot water with Arnold Palmer’s wife. He asked Mrs. Palmer how she helped Arnold with his game.

    Mrs. A “Well, sometimes I clean his balls”

    JC “Do you also polish his putter?”

  26. andycatus says:

    I thought those pics were “before” and “after” shots.

  27. Gildersleeve says:

    You’re pulling your head on every stroke. Let me see your bag.

    Take your wood and get a better grip on the shaft.

    Now you better use the ball washer. Hmm these balls sure look familiar.
    Many balls look the same – I have two that are identical.

  28. Jeroen says:

    Becky Worley? is that you?


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