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I’ll be your weatherman until Mumsy decides to give it up and let me be King. Prince of Wales and Prognosticator of Scotland that’s me.
“Chuckie’s first day at work”
The Prince holds a press conference on the invasion and occupation of Scotland.
Now, you see, I own this…and this…and this here…oh and this…and this, and these islands here….
Charles in Charge…of the Weather Report
“I am being paid a princely sum to do this, right?”
or
Prince Charles turns a cold shoulder toward Eigg.
or
“Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! . . . Hey! Hey! Hey! “
Homeopathic weather
What’s that you say my good man? That’s the camera over there? Are you quite sure?
Global Warming DOES raise sea levels!
(looks like everything South of Loch Ness is under water)
Its the amount of tail he’s gotten in each city.
Stornaway is looking pretty good. Lots of sheep there.
Hey, you don’t like it? Pull my finger.
“Third man from the left, top row, wearing the plaid slacks. Yes?”
“47”
“47… Hmmm… That would Liverpool… Liverpool for 47-degrees in … Don’t rush me … 47-degrees last Thursday and … you were with your sister eating a scone with whiskey at a pub.”
“Well… yeah. That’s amazing your Highness! How did you –”
“Sorry, a magician never reveals his secrets.”
Now that global warming is over – what is Prince Phillip going to do
Its time for him to shop around for a real job
Its amazing for his age that he still is working – and getting around
Time to retire and pack it in Phil
“Great Britain Goes Broke! Creditors Force Public Auction.”
“Prince Charles Threatens Nuclear Strike And is Declared King!”
“Royal Family Buys the BBC. Nepotism Blamed for Declining Viewership.”
“Great Britain on Brink of Economic Meltdown. Royal Family Members Forced to Take Any Menial Job Available.”
“Mitt Romney’s ‘Common Man’ Philosophy Spreads!”
It made the Metro (London freebie rag) who came up with
“Prince of Gales”
He’s a muppet, I can see the strings!
My favorite weather-words are “hail” and “reign”. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
“Hail to the King, baby!”
It’s been a hard days knight…
I do say, that awful green screen is simply unbearable! Purple would be a much more regal and suitable background color, wouldn’t you agree?
…and now for the latest news…back to you Camilla.
Reign, reign, go away… come again some other day.
“And these numbers indicate the actual number of people that think I am qualified to be king…”
So THIS is how I count to 22
Remember, you’re in the UK…. so it’s rain… rain… rain…
Pull my finger.
The Balmoral organization will not tolerate failure.
And coming up next, the global weather for you all.
High winds are expected for Gasglow, near the rump….I’m sorry…. er… that’s Glasgow
It’s always rainy in Glasgow.