1. LotsaLuck says:

    Obviously a decimal point missing. Pembroke Pines has such a delicate thermometer that it measures to the tenth of a degree…

  2. Mac Guy says:

    Pembroke Pines – the next Alderaan.

  3. George Cush says:

    That would be “Hell” Fl. home of the Hanging chad..etc.

  4. UncDon says:

    “If you’re just joining us, the town of Pembroke Pines is cooling down after a fundamentalist Christian blasphemed against God, and, according to eyewitness accounts, a towering angel-like creature with glowing eyes swooped down and smote the town with bolts of lightning. The eyewitness then heard a voice in his head telling him to lie prostrate and not look into the angel’s eyes again.”

  5. KennyD says:

    “Oh my, looks like that pesky Pembroke Pines nuclear reactor is acting up again.”

  6. McCullough says:

    “The nuclear facility in Pembroke Pines continues to experience problems, but government officials want to assure the public that there is NO danger to the general population..”(cut to Wal-Mart commercial).

  7. anonymous coward says:

    Ok she is pregnant, why is it pic of the day?

  8. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Man, she’s hot!

  9. Uncle Patso says:

    Ah, Pembroke Pines, where the Venusians set up their Embassy.

  10. fishguy says:

    Apparently those cooling sea breezes don’t make it inland to P.Pines.

  11. MWD78 says:

    do i hear someone playing a HAARP?

  12. TJ says:

    Unfortunately, that’s not even Florida.

  13. NewfornatSux says:

    In my dorm at a meeting, someone stood up to complain, we measured the water, and in the boiler it is 180 degrees and coming out of the showers it is 175 degrees. The response from the brilliant president was we’ll work on getting better insulation.

  14. Anonymous says:

    …And you thought the Boston Marathon was too hot.

  15. Hawkeye says:

    Hot town, summer in the city…


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