Vibrating magnetic tattoos may one day be used to alert mobile phone users to phone calls and text messages if Nokia follows up a patent application.
The Finnish company has described the idea in a filing to the US Patent and Trademark Office. It describes tattooing, stamping or spraying “ferromagnetic” material onto a user’s skin and then pairing it with a mobile device.
It suggests different vibrations could be used to create a range of alerts.
You just know someone reading this is thinking about getting a tattoo in a particular area, then having someone call their phone over and over… Oh, um, not me, of course. Ahem.
I can’t wait for that to happen, there will be jiggling boobs all over the place.
Ladies say good buy to the vibrator and hello to being on very tele-markers list in the country.
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This could revolutionize the Phone Sex industry. Put on a ferromagnetic condom. And let the service, uh, service you. Magnetic massage. Pulse dial your probe. Whatever rings your bell.
We’ll finally be able to really ring our own bells. I’ll never borrow a cell phone again.
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Put a whole new meaning in the old AT&T ditty” Reach out, reach out and touch someone.” 🙂
FTW
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hums a beach boy song….
I’d love to see the austin powers inspired laser that removes this thing.
I wonder if these tats will set off alarms at airport security? Will the TSA see them as a terrorist threat? I should think tattoos are against the religion of these terrorists. But you never know. And the TSA probably knows even less.
Will ringtones finally be exciting again? 🙂