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By Uncle Dave Saturday March 17, 2012
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Did somebody say McDonald’s?
That’s not the chicken I ordered!
He’s still got two McNuggets left, though.
If there was a KFC instead of a McDonald’s I’d make a joke about “finger licking good” but there isn’t, so I won’t.
He’s got no problem as long as he makes that right turn.
What happened in Vegas, should have stayed in Vegas…
Try re-phrasing that:
What’s cracking in Vegas should stay in Vegas.
“Those darn kids stole my Ronald McDonald costume.”
damn red slime
I assume the guy was holding aces and eights and bet his shirt, then had to meet the returning raise?
thats why its called “the nude man’s hand.”
“I know where you’re looking but Rush Limbaugh approved this”
Looks like any regular run of the mill Yellow Arches McDonalds hamburger / filet of fish restaurant to me
Hmm, maybe he’s protesting that McDonalds has never served wieners before. Well bud, they might start if you put on shirt and shoes – snort snort.
lol…I live a couple of miles from there, and I’ve eaten at that McDonalds.
twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesamebun
Did someone order a Big Mac?
e e e e e vryone’s a comedian.
What did you do this morning? “I was just hanging out at the corner of Eastern & Windmill.
This is the other thing that happens when you think with you dick.
Turn right if you want to see his disk; go straight if not.
It’s a crossroads of sorts. Have a good look to confirm that you’re gay, or… you might just decide to go straight.
Damn keyboard… should be “…when you think with your dick.”
Greeters are boosting fast food sales in the normally health conscience gay neighborhoods.
He must be single, any normal minded girlfriend would have bailed him out when he lost his pants.
I’ve heard of people loosing it all in Vegas but this is ridiculous. This guy has to know he’s going to get arrested! He doesn’t have any ID on him and no money!
ID is existential. He’s got his DNA in him.
And we don’t know what the front looks like. Maybe he looks like an elephant with balls instead of ears and earns money that way.
That guy really loves McDonald’s
Does anybody else think he’s a yakuza? (Check out the arms, LOTS of tattoos. That’s only the arms.)
Huh? He was a black guy without any tattoos that I saw.
Maybe it’s catching:
http://huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/17/police-family-chanted-dis_n_1355324.html
Over billion served.
Speed bumps ahead.
or
Hold the special sauce.
Bum bum bum bum bum I’m loving it!
Sir, Your wig-wag signal only works at railroad crossings.
Ha ha, this is hilarious. What was he trying to do?