1. HUGSaLOT says:

    He said his mom wouldn’t let him come out and play with me!

  2. Tighty Whitey says:

    But, but, gammy and gramps said it was OK!

  3. #03--bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist AND long time member of the Junior Justice League says:

    I’ll admit I’m drawn to that little kiddies knowing image. Not the smile as with the Madonna—its in the eyes.

    Simple projection, but why do other images not provoke the same level of projection?

    I project the kiddie “caused” the fire but why?

    Caption: “Give me what I want, or you will be next.”

    Yes- — – – – look, just look. (No caps!)

  4. orchidcup says:

    Mommy wouldn’t let me have any more ice cream.

  5. Bocephus says:

    Daddy said if we didn’t have a mortgage payment, he could afford to take me to Disneyland!

  6. plumbum says:

    “Bitch said Johnny had the hots for her. Who’s hot now?”

  7. Don’t f… with me!

  8. Steve says:

    ” Never could stand that dog”.

  9. orchidcup says:

    “Don’t be a boner, be a donor.”

  10. RODEDOG says:

    Time to make-over this Government operation…I’ma start with the Whitehouse

  11. Gildersleeve says:

    I *told* mummy I wanted a bigger room!

  12. jescott418 says:

    Such a cute little devil isn’t she?

  13. Lee says:

    Next time just buy the cookies!!!

  14. birddog says:

    Next time you’ll buy the damn cookies.

  15. Animby - Just Phoning It In says:

    Long before high school, Carrie was having problems at the local day care.

  16. RODEDOG says:

    Hello citizen, the next time I tell you to take the shot… STEP UP!

  17. Tim Lewellyn says:

    Damn! Left the EasyBake on.

  18. Brian G says:

    He gave me an Indian burn. Now I’ll watch his family burn.

  19. Eddie says:

    “Lets see I need some chocolate, graham crackers and marshmellows”

  20. Angie Baby says:

    “It’s so nice to be insane… No one asks you to explain.”

  21. EnemyOfheState says:

    My Obama doll started talking, so I stopped it.

  22. MrWindows says:

    Damien? Where’s your mother, Damien?

  23. ivandoga says:

    Did you turn off that easy bake oven?

  24. Anonymous says:

    Timothy Geithner fast tracks new home loans!

  25. sargasso_c says:

    House Insurance. For when they forget to buy a pony.

  26. Jim G says:

    Oh yeah. “Independence Day” this, biotch!

  27. kerpow says:

    I told her I didn’t like broccoli. She should have listened.

  28. Chris Brown says:

    They’re back !

  29. Dr Spearmint Fur says:

    Mr Murdoch just adopted me as his granddaughter. I can do whatever I want now.

  30. EdZepp says:

    She was born under a bad sign.
    I’m guessing Flammable.


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