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He said his mom wouldn’t let him come out and play with me!
But, but, gammy and gramps said it was OK!
I’ll admit I’m drawn to that little kiddies knowing image. Not the smile as with the Madonna—its in the eyes.
Simple projection, but why do other images not provoke the same level of projection?
I project the kiddie “caused” the fire but why?
Caption: “Give me what I want, or you will be next.”
Yes- — – – – look, just look. (No caps!)
Mommy wouldn’t let me have any more ice cream.
Daddy said if we didn’t have a mortgage payment, he could afford to take me to Disneyland!
“Bitch said Johnny had the hots for her. Who’s hot now?”
Don’t f… with me!
” Never could stand that dog”.
“Don’t be a boner, be a donor.”
Time to make-over this Government operation…I’ma start with the Whitehouse
I *told* mummy I wanted a bigger room!
Such a cute little devil isn’t she?
Next time just buy the cookies!!!
Next time you’ll buy the damn cookies.
Long before high school, Carrie was having problems at the local day care.
Hello citizen, the next time I tell you to take the shot… STEP UP!
Damn! Left the EasyBake on.
He gave me an Indian burn. Now I’ll watch his family burn.
“Lets see I need some chocolate, graham crackers and marshmellows”
“It’s so nice to be insane… No one asks you to explain.”
My Obama doll started talking, so I stopped it.
Damien? Where’s your mother, Damien?
Did you turn off that easy bake oven?
Timothy Geithner fast tracks new home loans!
House Insurance. For when they forget to buy a pony.
LOL 🙂
Oh yeah. “Independence Day” this, biotch!
I told her I didn’t like broccoli. She should have listened.
They’re back !
Mr Murdoch just adopted me as his granddaughter. I can do whatever I want now.
She was born under a bad sign.
I’m guessing Flammable.