1. dusanmal says:

    Tarkovsky fans.

  2. Skip says:

    I guess the kids couldn’t wait for the inheritance, but the joke is on them we don’t have insurance.

  3. Jon says:

    We showed them.

  4. msbpodcast says:

    They’re almost Doukhobors. (They’ve still got clothes on.)
    OR they’re protesting Monsanto
    OR that was one HELL of a party
    OR “<giggling> Aw shucks Lauraline, I’m getting a massive case of the munchies since the DEA guys showed up and got little Timmy’ stash.“.

  5. LibertyLover says:

    Let’s see if the insurance company will pay for that leaky roof NOW!

  6. LibertyLover says:

    OR . . .

    Bonnie and Clyde narrowly escape another assassination attempt by the FBI.

  7. farmits says:

    Damn! I didn’t mean to turn up the heat THAT high!

  8. Ryan Moore says:

    American Gothic, 2012

  9. Rick says:

    We should have donated to the local fire company.

  10. Scott M. says:

    The 21,000 acre blaze which has so far blackened portions of four States started so innocently.

  11. denacron says:

    At first she thought it was too late in life for an affair. Then she thought it was too late in life for a pregnancy. Then she new it was too late to get an abortion… Hank had no such qualms when it came to post late term.

  12. Skeptic: Post # ≥1 says:

    Anthropogenic Local Warming.

  13. mgmitch says:

    We were burning the mortgage and suddenly….

  14. MacBros says:

    WE decided to roll around in the hay and Martha is so dry down there it caused a bit of love friction n’ the next thing we know the whole place was burning up!

  15. Jon says:

    As they sing, “Burning Down The House”.

  16. pwuk says:

    Home fires burning.

  17. Yogibehr says:

    Noun 1. barnburner – someone who burns down a barn
    arsonist, firebug, incendiary – a criminal who illegally sets fire to property
    2. barnburner – an impressively successful event; “the rock concert was a real barnburner”
    colloquialism – a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
    success – an event that accomplishes its intended purpose; “let’s call heads a success and tails a failure”; “the election was a remarkable success for the Whigs”

  18. JustMe says:

    You’re supposed to burn the mortgage!

  19. Mr Bill says:

    Damm you Harold, I told you to not light that fart!

  20. Stan says:

    One of those Reverse Mortgages marketed to the elderly. Instead of burning the Mortgage they burn the house?

  21. #21--bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist AND social critic says:

    Home ownership in America in 2012: you are either underwater, or……..

  22. UncDon says:

    “We rounded up as many of them tea-party types as we could, offered them wine and cheese, locked the doors, and …”

  23. Anonymous says:

    “Make Today an FHA day!”

  24. jpfitz says:

    F the bank, take the property, take the car, and horse but your not getting the structure.

  25. EdZepp says:

    Ernie! That’s not what I meant when I said come on baby light my fire.

  26. AdmFubar says:

    it’s an old fashioned amish style barn burning.

  27. Ernest Hayseed says:

    “Foreclose on me Mr. Banker? Lotsa luck resellin’ this one!”

  28. Hempman says:

    Ma at least they can’t our marhochee from us now

  29. Glenn E. says:

    “There ya go B of A, try and collect”

  30. ivandoga says:

    The barn, the barn, the barn is on fire
    The barn, the barn, the barn is on fire
    The barn, the barn, the barn is on fire
    We don’t need no water let the old sucker burn
    Burn grandma burn

    thanks bloodhound gang


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