Have you ever dreamed of traveling to distant planets, meeting exotic alien women and having sex with them? If so, you — and possibly Captain Kirk — are the target audience for brothel owner Dennis Hof’s newest Southern Nevada business venture.

The reality television star and outspoken sex merchant recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme. He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising “girls from another world.”
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Hof, whose Moonlite Bunny Ranch east of Carson City is the setting for a long-running HBO reality show, expanded his adult empire into Southern Nevada last year when he bought Richards’ two brothel properties in the tiny town of Crystal, north of Pahrump. With his latest acquisition, Hof now holds five brothel licenses, the most ever by a single owner. He hopes to add one or two more in the near future.

“Unless they’re married, I don’t want anyone in Nevada having sex unless I get a cut of the money,” he said with a laugh.

Since your Uncle Dave lives in the Las Vegas area, perhaps John would front the expenses for a… um… full bodied review of the place when it opens?

[Get the price list. That should be educational enough. — jcd]