Anyone has any objections to this wedding they better think again. I know some gals like that and they aren’t kidding. You had best not trifle with their affections.
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This one aint a-gettin away!
“This one aint a-gettin away!” AGAIN DAGNABIT!
This time the buffalo have guns?
winner!
Shotgun Wedding
It’s man huntin’ season.
Department Of Homeland Security
They’re going to kill the guy who made those dresses.
P.S. Them’s healthy looking gals.
Now legal in several states, Militia Etheridge decides to get married.
I told you Betsy Sue that this color would clash with our guns.
Okay girls. Let’s go get some husbands now!
Coming soon. Desperate bridesmaids
We are going hunting “dear”.
Kill Bill !
Ah… that’s where all the butter went.
You’ll notice there are no men present.
Sadie Hawkins Day 2011 in Alfie Holler.
Here they go again … clinging to their guns and hay!
Remember girls when the preacher says ‘If anyone present knows of a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry’ turn and face the congregation.
Three of these ladies don’t feel very comfortable with their weapons. The bride and the 2 girls to the right of the tree.
The blue girl on the left might be dangerous, the gal to her right IS dangerous and the lady on the extreme right has a target picked out.
The South will rise again, right after the reception!
Anyone has any objections to this wedding they better think again. I know some gals like that and they aren’t kidding. You had best not trifle with their affections.
Not a Shot Gun Wedding, but a 30-30 Wedding !!!
There’s going to be a wedding or a killing. We don’t much care which.
Lake Wobegon, where the women are strong, the men do what the fuck they’re told, and the children are all above average.
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!
Now you ain’t guna git hitched wit nuna us you S O B.
Now what were you saying about
second thoughts?