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This is my parrot. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My parrot is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my parrot is useless. Without my parrot, I am useless. I must fly my parrot true. It must fly straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my parrot and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
From The Parrotmans Creed
Man, this is genious! LOL! 😀
Pull!
That gun ain’t nearly big as mine!
Dick and Jane show off their parrot military training.
“Look what me and my parrot bagged over the weekend! Little paunchy ’round the midsection, and that mustache has to go, but hey! He’s all American lovin’!”
Jackasses!
Its PATRIOT training. PATRIOT!
You can roast the parrot after feeding it a few slugs from the Kalashnikov.
Arming the new General Dynamics Parrot Drone
Hold the parrot and smile! Don’t make me butt-stroke you again.
Say hello to my leetle friends.
Redneck
“Wishing you and yours peace and prosperity during this holiday season!”
A bird in the hand is worth two in a buck? No doubt the wife wears the pant in that family! Draw your weapons!
It’s the Mullet and Fro show “In The Morning!”
my girl is holding my “gun” and i’m holding my pecker.. :O
Polly want a cracker NOW GODDAMMIT.
Geddy Lee will shoot you otherwise.
That is all. Thank you.
Look hard..
Fake gun..
Pablo Escobar photographed shortly before his death. Also pictured: His mistress (Bobbi Lisa, from Alabama) and their beloved pet, Sancocho.
The people behind me are fake.
Polly want an AK?
“Hmmm, something’s still missing. We need to make this portrait special. I know!! Lets wear our sunglasses !”
The family that slays together, preys together.
Wife: “My gun is bigger than your gun and it doesn’t have a hair trigger like yours, dear.”
Gadhafi impersonator with female bodyguard and pet drone.
One Yellow Headed Lore, One AK-47 ChiCom, Thanksgiving is only a few days ahead:) Roasted Parrot ?
Come on down to the Family Pet and Gun Show!
This Sunday at the Municipal Auditorium!
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
When I say ‘Pull’ toss the bird up into the air and then duck
Duck!?
boom
Polly got a couple of crackers.
He’s just gonna flip her the bird
Natural selection….It’s not working.