Thanks to Kenneth Geiger




  1. legendinmyownmind. says:

    Cool!

    It makes my dong look like it’s his!

  2. PaulRB02 says:

    Now I’m going to blow into the mic.

  3. Mac Guy says:

    Ever heard a teddybear fart?

  4. jpfitz says:

    United we stand (at full mast), divided we fall.

    Kentucky State motto.

  5. Hawkeye says:

    Is that a microphone in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Hyph3n says:

    I thought you said this guy was a judge?

  7. Jim from the truck says:

    WOW! Its electric!

  8. Jason says:

    I can make the sound, but can’t spell it out in words. lol

  9. EnemyOfTheState says:

    I think that is a PedoBear copyright notice in Chinese on his left footpaw.

  10. Gasbag says:

    I want to be her Teddy Bear : 0

  11. W.T.Effyall says:

    They don’t call me Miss KY for nothing.

  12. Gordon says:

    Talk into the mic please

  13. coloradojim says:

    Is this mike turned on, or what!!??

  14. fam says:

    I hope this had a happy ending…

  15. Hey lady, that’s not how you lift a bear!

  16. Eddie says:

    Happy cows come from California. Happy bears come from Kentucky.

  17. ethanol says:

    That bear is stuffed!

  18. Tiduckman says:

    OMG! She’s gonna beat the stuffing outta him.

  19. James B says:

    That is Kylie Minogue as all red-blooded males should know.
    (did not see my earlier post show up after many minutes. Sorry if I appear impatient. I am not. But I need to step away)

  20. John E. Quantum says:

    She said “I can’t bear the thought of what this will look like on the Dvorak blog”

  21. jescott418 says:

    That’s the wrong place to put a mic.

  22. Should I put my lips right on this microphone and hum a tune?

  23. David Worth says:

    Miss Kentucky? I think you’ll find that this is actually the noted Antipodean chanteuse Ms. Kylie Minogue. For those familiar with her oeuvre, I would suggest the caption – “Keep on Pumpin’ It” as being the most eminently suitable.

  24. ScribbleSticks says:

    “I think this big ol’ teddy bear wants to go for a dip in my honey pot!”

  25. Gildersleeve says:

    Sometimes you get the bear….

  26. Peppeddu says:

    What’s wrong with that?
    Lucky bear

  27. Rev. Jude says:

    “HAHA! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. You don’t have to look at me like that. I agree, it’s in bad taste to crack dick jokes while giving a reach around.”

  28. ManBearPig says:

    …and for the talent portion of the contest, miss Kentucky will demonstrate the proper method of applying a condom, hands-free

  29. orion3014 says:

    not NEARLY big enough!!!!

  30. andrew says:

    shes embearassed that shes giving the bear whos probably a relative a happy ending


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