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By Tuesday September 13, 2011



60 Comments
  1. klaatu says:
    9/13/2011 at 2:31 pm

    Newest member of San Francisco Board of Commissioners

  2. Observer says:
    9/13/2011 at 3:07 pm

    “Any identifying marks?”

  3. Mr, Ed - the Imitation (accept no original) says:
    9/13/2011 at 3:41 pm

    The first confirmed photo of Alphie goes viral in the internetwebbytubes.

  4. p0lyg0n says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:07 pm

    Daycare Provider for Hire………….

  5. UncDon says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:15 pm

    NASA’s Cylon project from 1980.

  6. wtfbbq says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:33 pm

    HEY MOM! MOM! HEY MOM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOKAT ME! MOM! MOM! HEY!

  7. Mike Wills says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:38 pm

    Satan’s son was arrested today…

  8. Chocolim says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:50 pm

    i came in peace and you arrest me!

  9. Tekguy says:
    9/13/2011 at 5:56 pm

    Originally wanted to be a unicorn but couldn’t pass up on the the plastic surgeon’s two for one sale !!

  10. noname says:
    9/13/2011 at 6:25 pm

    Wilson and Spalding are in a bidding war to have their name tattooed on his forehead.

  11. bunbuns says:
    9/13/2011 at 6:59 pm

    “No, I’ve not been sterilized, why do you ask?”

  12. deowll says:
    9/13/2011 at 7:06 pm

    Self inflected wounds.

  13. ChuckM says:
    9/13/2011 at 7:13 pm

    Pink shirt… classic.

  14. Mr Fog says:
    9/13/2011 at 8:18 pm

    He should do quite well in prison.

  15. Grandpa says:
    9/13/2011 at 8:36 pm

    Dude, you really need to pop those zits…

  16. bobbo, words have a meaning and a context and often ultimately affect actions says:
    9/13/2011 at 9:13 pm

    I was a good kiddie growing up. Never a problem. But I know many kiddies go thru the terrible teens. I’d like to think my kiddies could not do anything to upset me.

    but this kid would get my goat.

    I do assume his parents are poor at that job===or could this guy be the next Michelangelo? Hmmmm. I’d have to talk to the kid first I guess, if I could keep my lunch down and not laugh.

    Hmmmm. I think I’m supposed to have a caption to play fair???

    “Dad, can you give me 20 bucks?”

  17. Somebody says:
    9/13/2011 at 10:12 pm

    The saddest fashion victim.

  18. Lou Minatti says:
    9/14/2011 at 3:14 am

    Google Jesse Thornhill.

  19. CM says:
    9/14/2011 at 4:46 am

    It’s amazing what people can do with body modification these days. I wonder if his tongue is split as well?

  20. President Amabo says:
    9/14/2011 at 9:03 am

    #51 – I wonder if his wiener is split. He might have a turd cutter installed in his rectum also.

  21. Drive By Poster says:
    9/14/2011 at 10:01 am

    Attention Whore

  22. Neumann says:
    9/14/2011 at 1:16 pm

    “Now did this man have any identifying characteristics…?”
    or
    “I’m running for Congress”

  23. McCullough says:
    9/14/2011 at 2:25 pm

    Me so Horny.

  24. Frankie says:
    9/15/2011 at 12:38 pm

    So I said to the genie, my first wish is to be always horny…

  25. Buzz Mega says:
    9/16/2011 at 8:21 am

    …and be aware that the suspect often wears a disguise…

  26. Gildersleeve says:
    9/18/2011 at 12:18 am

    “Too much time on my hands”.

    More time and money than brains.

  27. cea246 says:
    9/18/2011 at 11:43 am

    Fonzi 2011….Happy Days?

  28. who nue says:
    9/29/2011 at 10:51 am

    esse Thornhill was arrested in July 2010 after police say he attempted to run over his landlord with a minivan, reports CBS affiliate KOTV. It was Thornhill’s mother who called the Tulsa Police Department. He was charged for assault with a dangerous weapon.

    Credit: Tulsa County Jail


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