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Vice President Biden today examined China’s inovative “Fat Guy” teleprompter. Excited Venture Capitol investor Randy Quaid (second from the right) set up the meeting over the weekend.
Unable to speak Japanese, the Vice President resorted to the use of interpretive dance to show his admiration for the sumo wrestler.
Let me tell you a 3-letter word, “JOBS”.
Whoow! You can see her boobs!!
“Yes! I jump on old guys, crushing all their internal organs and smashing all their bones in a single jump.”
The Burger King used in Mongolian commercials is even creepier than the US version.
“I thought you said these Japanese Sumo-pooper adult diapers didn’t ride up!”
“Hey, Haven’t seen you since Vegas”
“Where did you get those blue Panties Mr Bunyan”
Vice President Biden prepares to jump into the arms of Asia’s latest costumed superhero.
“Save me, Huge Asian Market!!!”
(Picture 2 — interesting; a left-handed archer.)
“Yah wanna piece of me, does yah!”
Picture #2
Vice Chairman, Yamachino Yxiu Cheney Wang (call him Scott), carefully aims arrow away from American friend face.
The Secret Service is under orders that if anything happens to the President, they are to shoot the Vice-President.
Come on, ya big bastard, I’ll take ya out!
#2:
Chinese artilleryman demonstrates nuclear-tipped arrow technology to an incredulous American politician.
1. Joe before losing sumo match
2. Joe before losing archery duel
derp and Derp
If I shoot this guy I’ll get better press then Dick Cheney’s shooting! I can see the headlines!
“Joe beats Dick in shooting peoples faces”
Chinese man in black suit say.. “Wow, these American poriticians, such idiot!!!, I raffing my ass off!”
Pic 1) Joe Biden: “Coming over, due to turbulence on Air Force one, I was standing over the toilet taking a crap when….”
Pic 2) Archer Guy: “Here’s an impression for ya Joe. I’m Dick Cheney, you look like an old dude to me, and I see a bunch of birds behind you!”
All in all.. wish I was there. Looks like they had a good time.
“You want a piece of me fat boy”?
“Back away from my little brother or I’ll part your hair down the middle!”