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Just another Saturday night for John.
Airlines introduce $20 lap dances on international flights. Cash only
“Are you man enough for me?”
“I’m too sexy for this plane…too sexy for this plane…”
In today’s headlines: “TSA’s latest message: don’t like groping? Wear our TSA-approved attire for a better TSA experience.”
Awwwwaa
The TSA wouldn’t touch this one — they called in the fashion police.
Man, is it me, or are Stewardesses getting uglier every year?
That’s what happens when the TSA runs things.
No more groping at the security check point when you have to wear that get up.
Of course you look like a douche bag.
“Would you like the fish or the chicken?”
Alphie decided to skip the disguise and go as himself.
“Do you think blue is my color, or does it make me look too butch?”
“Do these panties make my butt look big?”
Why didn’t someone tell me the codpiece was making a comeback?
Free weekends but on weekdays I’m CEO of a Fortune 500 Company.
There used to be a time when people dressed up for an airline flight.
Just a few years ago, I had to be sure to wear slacks and not jeans in order to fly first class on an employee family ticket on Delta Airlines.
Now partly due to the immense hassle we all feel going through TSA security, I see pajama pants, flip flops and now this at the airport.
There has to be a better way….
Good morning, Senator!
BOOM goes the dynamite!
DON’T DO THAT!!!!
1) In a rare color photo, Walter Cronkite is shown here preparing to go out with J. Edgar Hoover.
2) East Germany continues to receive low marks on stewardess aesthetics.
3) One size does not fit all.
4) I always wondered what happened to Mrs. Jane of the beverly Hillbillies.
5) Is that gate E9 or gate 69?
6) Clearly the watch clashes. Go with something fun here, like a swatch.
Richard Branson’s newest recruit
Holly came from Miami FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody’s darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was givin’ head
She said, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go, doo doo doo, doo…
Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is the place where they said:
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side, alright
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls say doo doo doo, doo …
#16 FTW
“Tonight, on Undercover Boss …”
Different dress code at the Return of Cranky Geeks
TSA announces New Uniforms!