Some may have thought we would never discover the Titanic, but this is an even more ambitious search. Treasure-hunter Bill Warren, of California, is reportedly launching an underwater search to find the body of former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden. U.S. forces say they buried the former Al Qaeda leader at sea last month from the USS Carl Vinson warship in the North Arabian Sea.
But that is the only detail of the location that has been released. The veteran explorer launched the hunt as he does not believe President Obama gave enough proof of the terrorist’s death. He told TMZ he is using hi-tech equipment and several boats in the search, which he says will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. ‘We do this because we are patriotic Americans and feel that President Obama failed to provide the proof,’ he told TMZ. The excursion team hope to locate and recover Bin Laden’s body before taking pictures and recordings of him and doing a DNA test on the ship.
U.S. officials welcomed visitors last month to view the USS Carl Vinson, which became famous as the dead Al Qaeda leader’s last resting place.
You’re getting warmer… warmer…. warmer……
BOOM!
If he ever looks like he is going to find it, he will be found to have committed suicide – perhaps by shooting himself twice in the back of the head.
Now TMZ is a reputable news source. I read TMZ for entertainment not for real facts.
Pointless. They didn’t “bury” him in any coffin or protective casing… Just simple sheet (well, it should have been shit but close enough). Decomposition/eating/tearing … search would be sensible for couple of weeks, not any more.
I don’t think there was a coffin involved either, they’d probably have a better chance of finding Natalie Holloway. It was the Bin Laden cocktail, two shots and a splash.
I demand that the Hawaiian authorities release the death certificate!
Actually I was hoping for a pigskin with a little bacon and a menstrual pad stuffed in is mouth.
Talk about a pointless and futile search.
This bozo must be really hard up for sponsors, and quite shameless too.
It’s only a matter of time before he declares himself as a Republican candidate for President.
#9 hit the nail on the head. This guy will soon run for as a viable GOP or Teabagger candidate.
Why Mildred, this fella seems like a real patriot.
#8
A pointless search, sure. But anything to keep the birthers paranoid.
I’m sure the Kock brothers will help defray some of the costs. Along with some of the other deep pocketed tea baggers. For that simple reason of keeping the base aroused. You should see their little weenies all sticking straight up at the prospect that Obama lied. Or maybe you shouldn’t see them, whatever.
Life must be so interesting for the paranoid. My fascination is with the the entrepeneurs who make a killing off of this “stuff”. Sarah Palin comes to mind.She doesn’t know jack about anything, and she’s got a trailer park army sending her checks so that she can move from Alaska to Arizona. Sounds like she really loves Alaska weather.
Proofers (n.) Inordinate contrition by exagerated disbelief in the obvious.
How long until his crew is taken hostage by Somali pirates?
#13–sargasso==how does contrition enter into the definition? Seems like “dedication to” would be more appropriate depending on what you mean to say.
The SEALs may have to persuade him to Cease and Desist – and I am sure they could do it !!!
pedro wants to know where the body is because he wants to do things.
I won’t believe it until I see the long-form death certificate.
#18,
Just wait. Brietbart is working one right now. He’ll expose it next week as a fraud.
I feel compelled to point out about the picture… Megatron was already brought back to life long before the Osama was buried at sea.
The only difference is Megatron was seen walking around again after his death… no one really saw Osama before he was re-killed.
Flying over Afghanistan, one cannot help but be intimidated by the view from the air. Dry, brown craggy mountains reach into the horizon with few signs of human habitation or life. Below, small patches of greenery stubbornly cling to rivers basins, which meander through the bleak landscape. It is