Did he say penis?




  1. That Hurt says:

    Ouch, I could feel the brain cells dying as I watched that.

  2. Somebody has too much time on their hands and needs to be kicked in the phallic.

  3. bschuler says:

    He’s like the boy from “The Sixth Sense”, but instead of “I see dead people.” he’s “I see penis.” What an amazing talent he has.

  4. Derek says:

    This dude needs to just meet some dude from craigslist and get his phallic desires quenched. Gay men dont see this much penis everywhere.

  5. farbauti says:

    Dude has penis envy and is insane.

    Fleecing the sheep beats working for a living.

  6. Beavis says:

    What do you expect from the Third Penis of the Apocalypse?

  7. morphimus says:

    I think his face is phallic.

  8. TThor says:

    Say what you want but these murals are goddamn awful!

  9. dcphill says:

    A flashlight is a falic symbol. Let there be light.

  10. Bushed says:

    Alfie! – You made the big time!

  11. Dannythedog says:

    Ok, I understand and partly agree with his analysis of phallic symbols. So what? Most artists do draw phallic symbols, not sure why Christianity comes into play here, by him.

  12. birddog says:

    What a DICK

  13. admfubar says:

    wow this guy’s life is a complete fallacy…

    poor man..

  14. UncDon says:

    The symbol for the female is a large ball with a cross hanging underneath, therefore, Jesus was a woman.

    FACT!!!

  15. msbpodcast says:

    He hadn’t even got through introducing himself that I was laughing.

    What a self-important, delusional builder of fairy tales.

    I can see him in a grand vizier robe and regalia thinking that he must be important because his clothes are covered with such “puissant” symbols.

    Cute but no amount of wishing and lying to yourself will hide the fact that you’re just another crazy piece of shit.

  16. Yankinwaoz says:

    Hilarious. I wonder if he realized that his suppressed homosexuality is showing?

    Remember this Mad TV sketch with a senator that sees naked boys everywhere? This guy reminds me of him 🙂
    http://tinyurl.com/3w84ewh

  17. Howad Beale says:

    That finger on his hand that he keeps using to point to things is in the shape of a phallus. His finger is satanic and evil he is going to have to answer to his lord for what he has perpetrated on the public in this monstrosity of a video.

    Alf don’t let your dad play with the laptop.

  18. soundwash says:

    another clueless christian..

    given that christianity is practically the king of phallic worship -every church steeple a phallus, etc. i wonder what he would have to say that about that.

    all the main religions do the phallus thing.. hello? -we’re in the patriarchal age..and about to shift back to matriarchal-female age.. and well, guys being guys..and governments being governments (includes “the church”) -once they get power, they never to want to give it up.. -just aquire more.

    that aside.. the murals are pretty telling… however, the huge complex under the airport is far more interesting.

    and ofc.. one should ponder why every 3 letter agency has relocated their headquarters to colorado..

    -symbols give great power to those who understand where they draw their power from and how to use them.

    its all very simple.. just do the research. it’s time to get fractal and shun your slave masters.

    yada yada

    -s

  19. deowll says:

    #18 The fastest growing religion on Earth is Islam. According to the word of Alliah all images are forbidden. Those who oppose the will of Alliah are not to be tolerated.

    There are some amazing pictures of the horse and other art at the airport. After I became aware of their art I wondered if the people in charge had mixed some LSD with their weed or maybe were into, um, “alternative” religions because there is no rational explanation for what they’ve spent millions on though I will say this for it: The place in memorable in a freak show sort of way.

  20. bobbo, critic of all things both high and low says:

    I listened about 15 seconds and got the same feeling I get when reading a post by Alfie. so I stopped.

    The problem with phallic imagery is the same as with all other imagery. Once you identify the symbol, THEN what is being said? Art appreciation/language is more than a “Spot Waldo” exercise in form over no substance.

    Sadly this critique extends to all symbollic expressions including the written word. And as this blog demonstrates with almost every thread, the first exercise in spotting the symbol doesn’t even take place.

    Heh, heh. Harangue lucidly. Eschew Obfuscation.

  21. foobar says:

    If you want to be raptured, then don’t use condoms.

  22. sargasso_c says:

    Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Freud.

  23. green says:

    Obelisks and other phallic symbols are supposedly tied to sun worship and the ancient Babylonians.

    Something about Isis killing Osiris and cutting him up into 13 pieces. 12 were found but the 13th, his penis, wasn’t.

  24. cam says:

    did he say co-prophet?

  25. SWILK3RS says:

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    The name of my book and my experiences at the airport. Now I must go and wash the crazy off.

  26. Felix says:

    I would never have thought of it that way until I watched the video…he is partly correct but people’s interpretation also plays a part if the painting is art or porn…


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