Must have read the Doctor Doolittle books upon which the movie was based a few too many times.

Hitler tried to win World War Two with an army of talking DOGS, amazing research shows.

The barking-mad pet-lover believed the animals were almost as intelligent as humans and hoped they’d learn to communicate with their SS masters. He set up a school to train them to talk, read and spell in the belief they could act as concentration camp guards – freeing up more soldiers to fight.
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Other ludicrous experiments saw so-called scientists test telepathic communications between humans and dogs.

The bizarre tale of Germany’s educated dogs has now been detailed by Dr Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University School of Medicine, in his book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities.

At least he didn’t try going this (fake) route. Or did he….




  1. GregAllen says:

    I had friends-of-a-friend who were a real, unrepentant Nazis.

    My friends says they were big dog lovers — to the point of weirdness.

    They were exiled in poor third world country and would drive past miles of starving humans, heaping scorn on them, but then pull over to rescue a skinny dog.

  2. bobbo, and this is what history teaches us......... says:

    Still dumping on Hitler huh?

    I’ll bet that has BushtheRetard quaking in his boots. Oh, wait a minute. No. It doesn’t. But then neither did Hitler.

    Hmmmmmmmmm?

  3. deowll says:

    So they were a little crazy. They tried lot of wild ideas like jets, advanced tank designs, the first assault rifle, advanced rocket designs, as well as more than few things that didn’t pan out. However testing a lot of ideas many of them pretty wild and seeing what works is how you become a tech leader.

  4. bobbo, and this is what history teaches us......... says:

    I didn’t know Hitler was a rocket scientist or other type of engineer.

    Thanks do-ill for reminding us how important being irrelevant is.

  5. SR9 says:

    I had a chance to sit in a fully restored German Tiger tank. It was the most beautifully machined vehicle I have ever seen. It sits in a garage in Central California, where a fellow lovingly restores tanks and has a huge collection of them. Including the “Black Magic” Sherman tank, based on a Revell model I built as a kid, and still have.
    Anyway, if Germany had been able to produce more Tiger tanks, things would have turned out quite differently, I think.
    Perhaps dogs would have talked, and we would have talked in German.
    Uh… let’s see. Germany was working on the atomic bomb. Von Braun perfected the rocket for Hitler.
    Who knows what is possible?
    My dogs talk to me right now.

  6. SR9 says:

    Blobbo, good job directing your twisted anger and illness at a former president based on a quirky yarn about Adolf Hitler. I suppose if I mentioned something about Sir Francis Drake never landing in California, somehow that would be Bush’s fault as well.

  7. bobbo, and this is what history teaches us......... says:

    SR9–what is the subject of this thread? Why in all this excitement, I forgot to count. Let’s go back and take a look see…….”Hitler was Barking Mad….For Dogs.” And History is judging Hitler as a very evil person even though he thought he was right.

    Now, who else even made direct reference to this? Obama said if his policies were wrong, he would only be serving one term. BushtheRetard said that History would judge him even though so many had already registered their judgment.

    So the only missing element for a totally relevant post on my part is identifying the barking dogs. Only there by inference. Bush did horrible things and was totally confident in doing so. The things all the Obama haters are raging on him for are all continuation of Bush Policies.

    Now, just how am “I” twisting anything?

    I’ll wait, but I won’t hold my breath.

    doo-be–doo–be—doooooooo.

    Ain’t life great?

  8. Dallas says:

    LOL at the jamm’n Hitler

  9. Ralph, the Bus Driver says:

    #5,

    Anyway, if Germany had been able to produce more Tiger tanks, things would have turned out quite differently, I think.

    Nope. The Tiger, as was most German equipment, was over engineered. Most items had twice the machined parts as similar American and British weapons did. That made them more difficult to maintain. It also consumed more manufacturing and resources than comparable Allied equipment.

    The Sherman tank engine was built by Ford and could be serviced in the tank. The comparable Maybach engines in the Tiger had to be removed for anything but the most basic maintenance.

    The turret took a long time to turn, which often allowed the enemy to escape or fire first. The body was so heavy that recovery was difficult to impossible for most crippled tanks. The weight also overtaxed the suspension and drive train. As few bridges could carry the tank, it had to either ford many rivers or travel many miles to find a way through.

  10. So what says:

    The more people I meet the more I like Hitler and my dog.

  11. W. C. Fritos says:

    Any man who loves dogs must be all bad.

  12. scadragon says:

    “My dog has no nose”
    “How does he smell?”
    “Terrible!”


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