1. Mummy and Deady says:

    Norman Bates and his mom.

  2. Edward Allen says:

    Its never too late for that second Honeymoon

  3. rwest says:

    A motorcyclist who wants a quick funeral service.

  4. RicoSauve says:

    Times have been tough lately, we have had to cut back at the funeral home. No more gas sucking hearse for us!

  5. benaltieri says:

    Monday after a weekend at Bernie’s

  6. sargasso_c says:

    The Count.

  7. OneTooMany says:

    Just in case Drac’ meets any hot chix, or misses his curfew on the road.

  8. oolyum says:

    Looks like that modernized remake of Lonesome Dove is about finished, as seen by this scene of Woodrow Call taking Augustus McCrae back home.

  9. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Death takes a holiday.

  10. deanmass says:

    1) Donorcycle

    2) If you can read the back of my jacket, the bitch is in the box.

    3) Probably full of Mexicans

    4) A tisket, a tasket, my Gold Wing and my casket.

    5) You meet the nicest people on a Honda…and now, you can keep them…..forever…

    6) High fuel prices having funeral directors re-thinking the hearse.

  11. Mac Guy says:

    Death on wheels

  12. The Pirate says:

    Sr. buries Jr.

  13. crackedblack says:

    Everythings Eventual – Come Prepared

  14. WmDE says:

    When Ted said he was going to get a motorcycle his lovely wife Iris said “Over my dead body!”

    Ted said “Great idea!”

    Ted got his motorcycle. It has become his personal hell. No matter where he goes he feels Iris’s presence in pursuit. He must keep riding. All he can see in the rear view mirrors is the Twilight Zone.

  15. wirelessg says:

    Six Feet Behind

    Papa was a rolling stone.
    Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
    (And when he died) All he left us was “a loan”.

    Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    Butch: It’s a coffin, baby.
    Fabienne: Whose coffin is this?
    Butch: It’s Zed’s.
    Fabienne: Who’s Zed?
    Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

  16. fred says:

    Trailer trash?

  17. Anon says:

    The long ride to forever.

  18. coop says:

    Left Behind !

  19. COOP says:

    ” Be Prepared ”
    The Boy Scout Motto

  20. wavking says:

    True Blood meets Wild Hogs.

  21. mainecat says:

    Loud Pipes Save Lives. AND raise the Dead. Here, I’ll prove it!

  22. Coffin&Hacking says:

    Well it makes riding “bitch” suddenly look a whole lot better!

  23. admfubar says:

    Evil Kenevil’s last great stunt…..

  24. JerryCarcia says:

    “Where ya headed, brother?”

    “To the Dead concert, man!”

  25. Dallas says:

    How to illegally hide and transport a dead body.

  26. BigBoyBC says:

    “I’m on the highway to hell…”

  27. right says:

    It’s the Republican Budget Plan.

  28. dilkry says:

    On the next episode of Dexter….

  29. dingo says:

    Sons of Anarchy new season – “Reaper Crew”

  30. Bill Simpson says:

    Looks like my buddy Simpson
    Or the Taiwanese old guys who forlorn say “lets go motorcycle riding !”
    One even has the photo poster of his long long friend as his passenger on the bike
    Where are the H.A. jackets
    There are strict codes enforced for this and internal fines to the club


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