1. bobbo, to err is human, to admit it is devine says:

    That looked like the opening scene of that HBO program about the Mortuary Guys. Good stuff.

    Yes–your own personal experiences and observations “may not” be the truth.

    Are we men of science?

  2. sargasso_c says:

    You poor, sad, exclusionist, revisionist, baptist christians. Today we mock you with our helium filled sex toys. Tomorrow is sunday, when we will use those toys.

  3. interglacial says:

    Sorry, the Rapture has already happened. Unfortunately nobody qualified to go to heaven and we are all stuck here. Are we damned or can we make the most of things as they are?

  4. B. Dog says:

    Ya, that’s a good one.

  5. tdkyo says:

    “Volcano erupts in Iceland, spurs 50 quakes”
    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772

  6. admfubar says:

    i the words of Nelson from the Simpson’s “HA HA!”

  7. I'm from the future! says:

    Let’s PARTY!!!!

  8. Somebody_Else says:

    Matthew 16:28
    Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.

    Deuteronomy 18:22
    If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.

    I wonder how many Christians have actually read the bible…

  9. What? says:

    With an Audible membership you can listen to the Bibble. I’m trying to make myself make the purchase.

  10. Tomorrow says:

    what time zone does the end of the world matter in?
    Can I go to bed and be sure i will wake up tomorrow ?

  11. itstheendoftheworldaswenoit says:

    It’s now past midnight on the east coast. Lets all sing Blondie’s “Rapture” , the worlds first and only good rap song.

  12. BubbaRay says:

    Somebody’s gonna wake up tomorrow with a hangover, a new STD and one supersized Amex bill.

  13. foobar says:

    Randy “The Hitman” Savage was taken up in the rapture. The rest of us are just not worthy.

  14. ray says:

    The real end of the world date is on Oct 21st according to them. Don’t forget 12/21/2011 is also the end of the world. If infinitely everyday we said the world is going to end, eventually we would be right.

  15. ray says:

    12/21/2012. heh.

  16. wyliesau says:

    that was one of the better “six feet under ” episode.
    very funny beginning!

  17. Dallas says:

    I’m heading to San Francisco this morning to see if it’s still there. I figure this should be ground zero.

  18. Mextli says:

    #11 “Can I go to bed and be sure i will wake up tomorrow ?”

    No

  19. Likes2LOL says:

    The http://FamilyRadio.com web site is down — ya think they took a hit for the rest of us? 😉

    I bet there’s more than a few folks wanting to talk with Harold Camping about getting their money back…

  20. Jess Hurchist says:

    Family Radio’s back up – 00 days to judgement.
    I guess negative numbers didn’t fit into the calculations and maybe gay pride isn’t a sign of the end

  21. Gary's ghost says:

    Hey, where is everybody?

  22. John E. Quantum says:

    Theme song for the day after the Rapture-

    Roy Buchanan “And the Messiah Will Come Again”

    http://tinyurl.com/3delmm

  23. Harold Camping says:

    Laugh all you want. You have until (update) October.

  24. Dallas says:

    #25 Alfie, you’re still here! Did you flunk the quiz to get to the other side? You loser. Now you’re stuck here in gay heaven.

  25. foobar says:

    I love newsbusters.org. It one of the funnier sites on the web.

  26. I had all that hair ripped off my cooter for nothing. Toenails look nice though!

  27. McCullough says:

    #28. Laughing at you, the WiFi up here is blazingly fast. Sorry you didn’t make the A Team.

    And best of all, the virgin deal….it was true!

  28. KD Martin says:

    Kieran Healy had a slightly more comforting message for those disappointed at not joining Jesus: “I guess on Sunday when the Rapture people feel really upset, we can’t console them by saying ‘Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world.'”

  29. Is this what passes for Liberal schadenfreude?

  30. Glenn E. says:

    #9 – Good quote. And also the promise God made after the Biblical flood, never to destroy the world again, probably meant by ANY means. Not just by water. I can’t really see God “jewing” about the details. “Oh I didn’t say I wouldn’t destroy the world by earthquake. Just floods.” And I’d assume the same goes for just “letting” the earth shake apart, on its own. If God is at work in any of this, actively or passively. He’s not hedging his bets, or fudging on his word.


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