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Looks like that’s the only way he’s getting laid!
I actually married this douche? Man, May 21’st can’t come soon enough.
He’s got a garland of seaweed and she’s got a sour expression.
He’s going to sleep alone and she’s going to give an ear full to the florist set them up.
Just keep saying to yourself…he’s Zuckerberg’s brother, he’s Zuckerbergs brother……..
I know he needs the photo to get his green card but if this guy so much as touches me….
Practicing for her size one year after their wedding.
Don’t you guys see, that this is a green screen. That is why she is frowning and he is smiling (his suggestion, against her wishes).
He looks like more fun at a party than she does.
75 photos with the FN lens cap on? I am so out of here and this dress.
“I hope they can photoshop out this huge growth on her shoulder.”
movie trailer proposal, 1 ; actual weadding, 0, for everything else there is a mastercard to max out
ErEyBoDy ReDDitS!
“So near yet so far”
You can tell it’s his first day.
He’s still smiling.
-or-
The honeymoon’s over before it begins.
“Yeah, the wife isn’t fond of my rabbit friend, but, hey! Harvey is a member of the family.”
Tsunami make it all better…
“Look Mildred, letter from Steve. He’s all cured of homosexuality and got married to this lovely Christian girl”
[Your Face Here]
Damn it! I could have married Adam Curry, at least he’s bisexually curious.
JCD … FTW
Sunrise! He’s drunk and I’m still in this damn dress.
Just demonstrates what I’ve always said.
Marriage is a beach. It’s gritty and abrasive, the flow is controlled by the moon and, first thing in the morning, it smells strongly of fish…
I just realized I married a real jerk.
Oh gawd, I’m married to an internet meme loving l33t. I can’t wait to get home and sell his childish collectables.
You will meet this women.
You will fall in love.
You will move in together.
You will accidentally find this photo.
You will no longer have any respect for her.
You will leave her.
“She got sunburned today…. check out the yelp when I slap her back”
Fire up Gimp
Grab old photo of Hawaiian wedding with Wife 1.0
Remove Wife 1.0
Insert Wife 2.0
We were happier when she was much plumper.
Photoshopped
HEY GUYS !!! Alphie jumped off a cliff so he could meet the rapture.