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  1. eddiedamonster says:

    Looks like that’s the only way he’s getting laid!

  2. McCullough says:

    I actually married this douche? Man, May 21’st can’t come soon enough.

  3. msbpodcast says:

    He’s got a garland of seaweed and she’s got a sour expression.

    He’s going to sleep alone and she’s going to give an ear full to the florist set them up.

  4. Thomas says:

    Just keep saying to yourself…he’s Zuckerberg’s brother, he’s Zuckerbergs brother……..

  5. deowll says:

    I know he needs the photo to get his green card but if this guy so much as touches me….

  6. Lespl2009 says:

    Practicing for her size one year after their wedding.

  7. Dannythedog says:

    Don’t you guys see, that this is a green screen. That is why she is frowning and he is smiling (his suggestion, against her wishes).

  8. bobbo, I'm not gay.........but says:

    He looks like more fun at a party than she does.

  9. enemyofthestate says:

    75 photos with the FN lens cap on? I am so out of here and this dress.

  10. “I hope they can photoshop out this huge growth on her shoulder.”

  11. admfubar says:

    movie trailer proposal, 1 ; actual weadding, 0, for everything else there is a mastercard to max out

  12. nicktherat says:

    ErEyBoDy ReDDitS!

  13. tdkyo says:

    “So near yet so far”

  14. dadeo says:

    You can tell it’s his first day.
    He’s still smiling.

    -or-

    The honeymoon’s over before it begins.

  15. UncDon says:

    “Yeah, the wife isn’t fond of my rabbit friend, but, hey! Harvey is a member of the family.”

  16. seetheblacksun says:

    Tsunami make it all better…

  17. Dallas says:

    “Look Mildred, letter from Steve. He’s all cured of homosexuality and got married to this lovely Christian girl”

  18. Mac Guy says:

    [Your Face Here]

  19. purplerhinoboy says:

    Damn it! I could have married Adam Curry, at least he’s bisexually curious.

  20. two to the head says:

    JCD … FTW

  21. WmDE says:

    Sunrise! He’s drunk and I’m still in this damn dress.

  22. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Just demonstrates what I’ve always said.
    Marriage is a beach. It’s gritty and abrasive, the flow is controlled by the moon and, first thing in the morning, it smells strongly of fish…

  23. BillyBob says:

    I just realized I married a real jerk.

  24. angry says:

    Oh gawd, I’m married to an internet meme loving l33t. I can’t wait to get home and sell his childish collectables.

  25. John Mc says:

    You will meet this women.
    You will fall in love.
    You will move in together.
    You will accidentally find this photo.
    You will no longer have any respect for her.
    You will leave her.

  26. The DON says:

    “She got sunburned today…. check out the yelp when I slap her back”

  27. Donal says:

    Fire up Gimp
    Grab old photo of Hawaiian wedding with Wife 1.0
    Remove Wife 1.0
    Insert Wife 2.0

  28. Rob Leather says:

    We were happier when she was much plumper.

  29. Thompson S Hunter says:

    Photoshopped

  30. Mr. Fusion says:

    HEY GUYS !!! Alphie jumped off a cliff so he could meet the rapture.


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