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Hey Ralph, now you hold the pee target in the center. Quick!
FINALLY !
They realiseed the pre-cogs had to be of the same IQ than Tom Cruise.
Step 1. First wash and dry your guinea pig before preparation.
Guinea pig water aerobics and synchronized swimming.
Feel the burn ladies!
Getting ready to help pedro celebrate set a record.
Before insertion, your guinea pig must be lubricated via immersion in a paddling pool full of baby oil.
Women practicing for when they have children.
Something my daughter is going to want to try with her guinea pig, just you watch.
Ok, Uncle Cheney says it’s 3 minutes under before they squeal.
“OK, the one that makes the most bubbles, wins!”
Training for the Iron Pig Triathlon, Rodent Division.
A good way to lube your gerbils is to give them a bath BEFORE anal insertion.
Guinea Pig Mid-Wife Training : Section 3 -Water Birthing
You can get with this, or you can get with that!
I, for one, welcome our new Guinea Pig overlords.
1) The first batch of post Tsunami babies, shown here, were born at home in a natural water environment
2) Sponsored by Mother Earth News, this new form of hydroelectric power has the side benefit of increasing the food available to the homeless after the MTB has elapsed.
3) Out of apples, the children were forced to hand over their beloved pets as egotistical gambling parents refuse to settle the bet without bobbing for ‘something’.
4) Choosing a career as a synchronized swimming trainer can be an exhausting experience. Beginners start out training sequentially larger mammals, working up to humans. These new recruit are ready to begin their day, even though one failed to procure his guinea pig due to a problem with the book voucher his Pell grant provided.
OK, where’s number five?
The Obama Administration and CIA released these photos of their ‘Enhanced Interrogation Techniques’ as it led up to their Bay of Guinea Pigs invasion.
This makes sense to Alphie. I think he is going to help pedro set the record. Then they can celebrate together.
… still not as absurd the 2012 GOP presidential line-up.
Thank god Bobbo or TEAD couldn’t turn into some screed for/against whatever the fuck they are are for/against.
I just wonder if you get some kind of spicy sauce to go with those.
Uh, you do realize that those are eaten in Peru where they originated?
They are just being cleaned before they get slaughtered.
staff at the Hicksville branch of McDonalds prepare the lunchtime menu
Japanese children prepare their guinea pigs for how to survive the next tsunami.
(Too soon?)
Zhu Zhu Pets NEW Live Aqua Force line
Ha !
Guinea Pig wetbacks !
Cuban guinea pigs:
“Let’s all practice floating before we try crossing the Straits of Florida to freedom.”
Meanwhile in Japan
As soon as the mothers immersed their children the curse became obvious.
Who says waterboarding doesn’t work?
Participants in the upcoming Memorial Day Rodent-0-Rama practice the “Missing Mammal” formation in a local kiddie pool.