The President takes his jabs well, but wait until you see the shots of Trump in the audience as Seth Meyers starts laying into him.
When Comics Attack… At The White House Correspondents Dinner
By Uncle Dave Sunday May 1, 2011
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I saw the Prez and Meyers deliver their jabs. I thought they were a little brutal. The Prez and his videos were just short of awful. No, make that just past awful. Anyway, it wasn’t supposed to be a roast and that’s sort of where it was going. Bet Limbaugh will have a good time with this. I might just get his Monday show. Or I could wait and let Alfie recite it to me here. Wanna bet Trump does something to retaliate? O’Bama better get his transcripts ready. Preferably, the long forms…
On another point: Why was Trump even AT the WH Correspondent’s Dinner? And was his “plus one” that thing on his head?
Trump is a joke but a mean one. This is gonna get interesting.
Don’t pester me, Bobbo. I’ve got an early morning bus to catch. That’ll take me about four hours of bumpy roads before I get to the airport. I’m already getting into a bad mood…
Horrible, just horrible.
To see the correspondence dinner done right, with class and good humor, watch this.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1921276117304287501#
gee it looks like trump can take it as well as he can dish it out and i thought he was just a bully
The Trump jabs were the best.
And whacha gonna do? Trump would hang a giant “TRUMP” sign on the outside of the While House, and then paint the whole building gold. He is a low class toad. And would be even worse than BHO.
for me the best was
Mayers…
I love Arianna Huffington, especially her voice … “Will I see you again , James?”
i was just glad to see trump having so much fun
Fox News Sunday said that The Donald(R) was increasingly unhappy with the attention he received. I can’t see him clearly in the video.
#2 pedro, I hope that’s one of your lesser theories, because I really think Trump is too egotistical to read from anyone’s script but his own. His latest “birther” antics may have helped the president, but that was not according to any script or collusion. That was just bad tactical planning.
Anyone who likes to be called “the Donald” and likes to put his name on everything probably isn’t going to perform according to someone else’s script.
Old Rusty Birdcage/Busey 2012!!
I saw Donald duck.
Loved it! Pres Obama carved Trump (aka the Charlie Sheen of candidates) a new ass hole.
What an amazing President we have !
Trumps response to Seth Meyers:
“YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
😛
TRUMP fired himself this past week; so it seems.
Jokes about Republicans: all about how nasty, bigoted, and small minded they are. All humor has a kernel of truth in it or its not funny.
Will Trump really hear that pulling the racist card is not the right play?
Will Obama really hear he is not the man who ran in 2008?
After the laughter dies down, both men could listen to the kernel that was there. Bachman too.
Cringe worthy, but he had it coming. The dude just can’t laugh at himself, same with O’Reilly. It doesn’t come off well.
What’s that feeling Trump? It’s not being above criticism! You have exactly 0 time to get used to it!
#18 Seriously? So not producing a birth certificate which NO OTHER president has ever had to do is on par with taking us into 2 wars and tanking our economy? Oh yeah, I forgot… democrats are supposed to be saints and republicans are free to be sinners.
#14 Yeah that’s Trump’s response to anything he doesn’t like. He needs to thicken his skin quick. I predict that he is “all hat no cattle” when it comes to actually running for President. He has enjoyed his little sideshow now it is time for him to fade off into obscurity. He isn’t even officially running, he will become a perpetual “maybe run” like Newt Gingrich. No way he stands up to any kind of scrutiny.
Nobody does it better than Colbert:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879#
I pause to shed a tear for Donald Trump. Now, back to my life…
Alfie is the victim of self-idolatry.
“In the 1950s, 12 percent of high-school seniors said they were a “very important person.” By the 1990s, 80 percent said they believed that they were.”
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/editorials/stories/2011/03/14/self-esteem-on-steroids-gets-us-in-trouble.html?sid=101
I think we can now officially classify Enough Already Dude Alfred as just part of the Afterbirther expulsion– yo Dude you are now supposed to eat the placenta
enjoy
and BTW Obama warned you America can’t dictate oil prices and to buy an efficient car, weatherize your house and dozens of other energy saving and alternate producing measures you best bet is to call your Representatives and tell them to support those.
>The President takes his jabs well
What jabs? CSPAN and NBC got more than him.
Here’s the jabs the president endured.
Debt is high.
He’s not going to wait 3 years to release his birth certificate. Why would he do that?
Who told you we were doing birth certificate jokes? It was Assange wasn’t it?
Is Biden still vice-president, otherwise I’d have no material.
MSNBC drinks Obama’s KoolAid.
I can tell you who would definitely beat you, 2008 Obama.
You looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, now you look like Louis Gossett Sr.
Maybe you should start smoking again.
If your hair were any whiter, the Tea Party would endorse it.
Everyone wants out of your White House.
WillIAm is not looking forward to your campaign.
Obama couldn’t even laugh at a jab at Huckabee saying Obama grew up in Indonesia as a Muslim.
Maybe the last week of humiliations will actually make Donny run. We can only hope.
My favourite quote: “”I wouldn’t think [Obama] would address me”. Besides the awkward sentence structure, he completely misread the situation. Having this guy actually on the Republican stage would he hysterical.
Best: Trump is running is a Republican… funny I thought he was running as a joke.
My better TV people slate:
Prez: Jon Stewart
Veep: Steven Colbert
Create a new national research agency: headed by Mythbuster guys
Justice: Judge Judy
Sec Def: R. Lee Ermey
Sec State:
Labor: Dirty Jobs guy
HUD: Extreme Makeover Home Edition guy
Treasury: Jim Cramer
Transportation: Top Gear guys
Homeland Security: Jack Bauer
NIH: Dr. Oz
Wow! Bin ladin is Dead!
I give Seth 6 out of 10. Colbert and Don Imus would get a 9.5.
#33 and #35
Good news all around. It will create a break with the past which is what the American people need.
#15–Alfie==I never raised the racist charge until Trump failed to drop the issue after production of the long form AND he moved on to claiming Obama was an affirmative action matriculant. Nothing wrong with that-except in the eyes of a racist.
It is ironic that the only thing “black” about Obama is his brown skin. Black would be Eddie Murphy’s character “Kill the Landlord.” Black mother, no father, slums, drugs. That is still too much the black experience in america. More exceptions all the time, but still too much.
The legacy of slavery, or do you think history doesn’t exist?? Pukes can only “wish” history didn’t exist. Decisions made in the 60s-70s to outsource jobs only now clearly showing their effect with our jobless recovery.
Salmon runs are re-establishing themselves once we recognized our history/cause and effect and blew up the damns. Maybe USA prosperity could re-establish itself if we recognized our history/cause and effect and blew up the International Banking/Investment Cartels?
Black, White, and Brown. Silly Hoomans.
Obama takes out Bin laden, all that economic savy and he’s a fuckin war president’s war president to boot. George W should take notes on how a real man wages war.
Doesn’t that pic look a little young?
I saw reported that Kdaffy’s youngest son and some grand kiddies will killed by a missle strike on one of his Libyan compounds. Just missed him again. And thats what WAR requires: a precise missile where ever he might be.
Reminds me of several Sci-Fi shows of smart missiles launched from all seeing satellites. The future is so bright, I gotta stay underground.
#35
Yeah, and it is good that we got him man to man. That has symbolic cred.
What a shithead!