Found by Gary the Dangerous Infidel




  1. dewtheone says:

    Sure, but it gets 20 miles to the bushel.

  2. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “Help! The accelerator is stuck and we’re going almost 5 MPH!”

  3. Ah_Yea says:

    Hillbilly Amish.

  4. vdiv says:

    We got the open-top 2-donkey power model, just smell the air…

  5. johnnyv says:

    First generation hybrid

  6. The DON says:

    With the latest anti-submarine seating, the new model ‘m’ is the most comfortable ride….

  7. Metalgeek says:

    Ahh Pimping…

  8. Stan says:

    This must be in Britain or Australia. The steering wheel is on the right!

  9. KD Martin says:

    No, I won’t tell you what inflates the air bags.

  10. revdjenk says:

    Stan #8

    Watch any US Western movie, the driver is normally on the right!

  11. Pwuk says:

    Bob’s eco limousines, not as green as advertised, after emissions test failed.

  12. BigBoyBC says:

    Obama’s energy plan in action.

  13. Mac Guy says:

    Must be those Indiana Mennonites…

  14. Dallas says:

    #10 There’s a Pedro joke in there somewhere. I just need a little more time.

    I’m doing my taxes to pay for Bush’s two wars, make up for tax cuts for the wealthy and pay China some interest that was borrowed for the above.

  15. nobody says:

    EPCOT center shows “the new world of tomorrow”

  16. Buzz Mega says:

    “Oddly, both rows C and D landed intact, but an Amish farmer was squished.”

  17. McCullough says:

    People are going to extraordinary measures to avoid going through TSA rubdowns.

    Dallas – haven’t you heard, there’s a new sheriff in town?

  18. Dallas says:

    “Still owing the horse shoe lobby for election funds, Republican Senator R.E. Tard forces his son and grandson to stay away from those progressive, commie combustion engines”

  19. deowll says:

    2 mule power sports vehicle.

    I’ve read that there is an endangered breed of mule size donkeys in France but if that picture was made in the 50 states you can pretty much count on that being a mule.

  20. So what says:

    Alfie at work, the ass not the driver.

  21. martron3000 says:

    Laugh now, but when gasoline hits $10 a gallon, you’ll be asking, “Where can I buy one of these?”

  22. cfk says:

    The all-new Paul Ryan model minivan.

  23. PCMartin says:

    “Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed…”

  24. Jess Hurchist says:

    Kickass convertible!

  25. lightbulb42 says:

    They should get a ticket for not having their seat belts fastened.

  26. ggore says:

    The Car of the Future! (Due to “free markets” allowing the price of gasoline to go to $20/gallon and Republican cuts of highway maintenance and construction “We’re broke and can’t afford it!” The rich, who still don’t pay any taxes, get the enclosed model pulled by horses.

  27. jman says:

    2 dems giving a ride to their welfare recipients, errrr i mean voters

  28. John E. Quantum says:

    My newly single father to my grandad- “Are you sure this is how to attract the babes?”

    Grandad- “Yep. Just do like I said and drive past the cannery at closing time and you’re bound to get lucky. That always worked for me.”

  29. nijo says:

    America’s future.


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