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Did these boys survive?
Surgeon General smoking warning: Smoking severely harms you and the people around you.
Did these boys survive?==Lets look. Fairly light overcoat, no ear muffs, snow falling. Russian Front? Odds are not good. sucks to start a war and then lose it?
Sie nennen dies ein Flammenwerfer. Wir sind verloren!
what is the guy on the left holding?
[Flammenwerfer = Flamethrower – ed.]
There you go, Deiter. Just a bt closer the the flamethrower and you will get a light. Say, didn’t I see you taking money from my wallet the other night.
I’ve seen pictures of American service men using their flamethrower to light cigarettes too.
Here, use my jew prod.
Do NOT flick your Bic!
puff puff pass
“sucks to start a war and then lose it?” Just slightly less than starting one and winning it.
“every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.” ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
oh my Reticulation
The Nazis discover the most intelligent way to light your cigarette. No risk involved whatsoever.
This picture did what Ben Stein failed to do:
Prove to me a correlation between Darwin and Nazis.
Hey bud blow me
Helmut, don’t you know smoking can kill you?
“Teamwork”
From my new line of Nazi-themed motivational posters.
“Overkill” would be more layered.
#10–So What==Heh? You like sucking then? I was using it as a bad thing. Obviously, your context is the opposite of mine.
Dwight also assumes too much. Which is worse, or “sucks more” in my context: to go hungry for a while, or to be killed?
Context.
Damn, look at those blunts!
C’mon, Fritz, don’t hide it; divide it!
bobbo context, you were lacking it.
Only the jew won World War II.
Its 4:20 somewhere.
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LJKJjJbHxvY
That’s some good shit uhh?
And next week on “101 uses for a flame-thrower”, we cover the tricky subject of genital warts.
Now just squeeze the trigger a little bit….
#24 Wins!
smoke’em if ya got’em
Somebody should tell them that smoking kills.
And the tea baggers start their assault on the Surgeon General’s report on tobacco cancer.
Hey pal, this thing can also cook a rabbit in 5 mins flat! MMmmm…