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Crazy Cat lady and Gun Nut had a kid!
Target practice
Amendment 2.1 – the right to arm cats rather than bears never passed.
This is my pussy, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun.
The names Kazinsky….you can call me Ted. And this here is Mr. Socks.
Idiot With Finger Inside Trigger Guard
#2 Congrats on turning gay.
I’ll send you your toaster and a copy of the Gay Agenda.
Next on “Dancing with the Stars,” Ted Kaczynski performs to the tune of “Pussy Control” by Prince.
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Gun laws are for pussies.
In one hand a lethal killing machine, in the other an Uzi.
[FTW. – ed.]
What’s New Pussycat..woah..oh Woah, Woah oh Woahhh!!
Since arriving on the planet, Ook had successfully assimilated the feline body and found a weak but potentially useful humanoid to tend to his needs. Clearly, no one would see it coming.
One way or another that rodent will die…
I thout I saw a puddycat..
On the next episode of SNL “Laser Cat”…
Finger inside trigger guard shows this fool should never possess a firearm.
. WANTED
. $5,000 REWARD
“Pedro and his pussy. Armed, smelly, incoherent. Crimes against nature. Last seen wearing red pumps. Do not approach”
Read this blog or I shoot the cat!
Cat2.0
Even terrorists turn into cat people after being isolated for too long
#7 & #20 have the right message.
Keep your frickin finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. One of the three most basic gun safety rules. The other 2. Keep the gun unloaded until ready to use it. Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction. Gun ownership demands responsibility!
The guy in the picture must me very conflicted an Uzi and a cat that looks like Hitler!
That’s a funny looking mustache on that…cat.
Interspecies marriage is now accepted in the ultra-religious, ultra-violent faction of the Mormon Church. You can identify the married human by him/her wearing the wedding ring on the right hand rather then the left.
1. “Can I haz uzi?”
2. “When Fidel finally dies mittens, we will reign supreme!”
Come any closer and the cat get it!
Happiness is a warm pussy and a cold Uzi.
Read my blog or I’ll shoot this cat.
This is my gun
this is my pussy..
I READY for anything.
I took this land and the cat from my Palestinian neighbour!
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