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From left to right…. Buzz Lightyear meets Woody.
*No caption needed
“I said, let me see your ticket, not your stub!”
You think I am crazy enough to put explosives down there?!?!?
“sir, shrinkage is normal but a supervisor needs to approve you to board as a male”
Welcome to Barack Obama’s America. Now drop ’em.
Yes sir, I do believe you have crabs.
I’m sorry, I just play (a) doctor for the TSA!
yes I am packin Heat
HOW small of a bomb are you looking for?
Lord, knows there isnt a Blade down there, and certainly NOT A GUN.
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OK, how long are you going to look at it? Its been 5 minutes..
Keep watching, you will see the end of it about my knee.
Fuckin’ Gingers!!! Always wantin’ to see our cocks!!
See the USA when you work for the TSA!
America: the land of the free.
It was nice while it lasted.
Let me give me a handjob
No..I said “you’ll need to check your bag” not “I’ll need to check your bag”!!
its shrinkage i tellya jerry shrinkage
TSA:The only way to fly! No, seriously the only way…
OK, Mr Bobbit, Where is it?
OK, If I turn around, can i FART THEN??
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ITS A GROWTH, I TELL YA..
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Thats my YARD STICK..
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If you touch it…IT WILL COME..
If you SUCK it, it will CUMM..
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Blow lightly…
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IM A VIRGIN..
Latest pr0n flick, filmed before a live audience.
Yes officer, this is where I hide my “Weapon of Mass Destruction.”
(LOL)
Alright! Alright,! already..I do have steel balls.
Why do the terorists hate us?
It’s because of our freedom!
“I ran out of wafers, but while you’re down there..”
“Remember the Bond villian with the metal teeth, well….”
“I get the metal piercing, but what’s with the I love Dvorak tattoo?”
“If I had one like that, I’d be quick to show it off too!”
OK.. for me the funnist part is that there’s another foot print mat right next to this one! Do they just line them up?
Next time I fly it’ll be a week after no bath
CAPTION 1:
AH HA!
THE LAND OF THE FREE … FEELIE.
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CAPTION 2:
TSA JERK:
“HERE I AM ON BENDED KNEE. NOW WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
PASSENGER: “MAYBE, AFTER YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.”
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CAPTION 3:
PASSENGER: “DON’T WORRY, SIR, I DO THIS ALL THE TIME – BUT USUALLY IN PUBLIC TOILETS.”
You are the strangest looking woman I’ve ever seen.
“Oh God I gotta pee!”
I’m serious here, why all the comments mentioning “shrinkage”? And here I thought it was a myth.