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“Sir, please step back squarely onto the yellow footprint outlines.”
“Sir, What I am doing with my right hand is none of your business.”
See, I’ve got nothing!
Man, I can’t believe they actually pay me for this!
“If you thought the skies were friendly, just wait until you see our new ground operations.”
He’s facing the wrong way for the TSA to kiss his ass.
I’m sorry Mr. Christopher, but I’m not actually required to kiss it.
Suck my cock you taxpayer paid whore!
TSA’ new “free blowjob with every strip search” policy goes a long way towards repairing customer’s views of intrusive TSA search practices.
“So Officer I sez, when I gets out of the scanner, I’m sporting a cock like a Missouri mule!”
Gary hesitates, then drops to one knee and finally, pops the question….
#7 ftw
#10, is that the best you’ve got? No Obama-bashing for this thread?
I guess I’ll have to add identity confusion to the list of personality disorders you exhibit. Have you received any telepathic messages lately that we should know about?
OK, Obama is a Muslim plant with no US birth certificate that hates anyone trying to fly.
Better?
Does this look infected to you?
How can you call this a weapon? Just look how tiny it is.
Sir, I must bow to your obvious greatness.
I was once an alter boy, so I know what I’m doing…
Adults they may be, consenting, certainly
But I question the privacy of a checkin line
Oddly enough I always feel exactly the other way around when I fly in the USA
Is America ready to say NO yet?
It’s not what you carry, it’s who you are.
Pretty simple.
What’s in your wallet?
And continuing our series of unusual wedding proposals…
You know, after a botte of saké this is funny.
I’m still too sober.
Yes it’s small enough to carry on.
Is this what this country has come down to?? Dropping your pants so you can get on a god damned plane? I am ashamed for our gov’t. Security theatre.
Can I ask..
WHAT gov. agency gave the TSA, ANY RIGHTS to search and Seizure?
Umm,
The only reason COPS have it is BECAUSE WE’ gave it to them. NOT the gov.
Are these folks under the federal marshals? FBI? CIA?
Or are they privately hired by the GOV?
Bobbo where are you?
I need to read your remarks!
Submission.
iPad2….right
Here we see TSA trainee Walt about to provide his first ball cancer screening exam as part of the new government initiative to help cut health care costs. He’ll be rooting around down there anyway for the security check, so why not kill (or feel?) two stones while he’s at it!
Nothing to see here.
Happy ending?
TSA Officer Bledsoe wonders if Mr. Johnson is ready to play.