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OK Junior, you can borrow the car, but don’t put a scratch on it or your ass is mine.
JUST DO IT!!
Oops…
They were told several times not to park in the space marked Zidane.
d’oh!
We’ll be by again next week to discuss “sponsorship agreements”.
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!
Just Screw It
Godzilla shoots he scores!!!
Rigger: “You can’t do that.”
Producer: “I’m the one signing your paycheck. Keep the logo facing out or your fired!”
Rigger: “The cables were not set to shoot from the right side of the car.”
Producer: “We don’t have time to reset the camera. Mike; move the car so we can get. . . Mike? Mike?”
Swoosh Oh S**t
Hey! Little help?
Thanks to global warming the Chinese have more time to work at creating an army of giant soccer balls and kick them at Japan.
“…-and help protect you from mayhem like me”
Attention: Due to translation error, we regret comma in place of decimal point in instructions. Correct air pressure for ball should be 7.000 lbs psi not 7,000. Regret many miss you under stand, welcome.
I told you to park in the garage down there.
four.
swoosh fail
Today Nike announced a recall of their giant soccer balls, saying they may be hazardous to the environment.
Here we have a still from a Japanese Superbowl commercial about unlawful parking in handicap parking places, but in translation they mistook football for soccer.
Nike merges with Nissan!
Ted knew, as the junior member on the law firm, that if he dropped the ball just one more time, it would be curtains for him..
Can I have my ball back please, Mr?
Just MOVE it!
Soccer-mom revenge
OK, I just did it. Now what?
♫ We’re the hooligans! ♫
“Give me all your money! I’ve got a soccer ball!”
“Ian, that’s a Spalding, he’s serious! Hand over the pounds!”
Bent it like Beckham!
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All
They just ‘Did It’