 Apparently not someone who farts
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In a bill proposed by Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika, citizens who repeatedly pass gas in public could be punished as criminals, according to The Daily Mail. The bill is intended to make citizens “responsible and disciplined.”
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In that photo he looks like he is trying desperately to keep one from escaping.
Cross Malawi off my list of places to visit.
You do the crime, you do the time.
Pffft!
I can see the next bill…He wants to Hook everyone up to HOSES and can and bottle it as a new energy source.
I’m no doctor but I watched one on TV once and he said if people didn’t fart, they would literally explode.
So long, responsible and disciplined Malawians!
ECA: Pffft??
I think you meant BAROOOOM!!
That reminds me of the old joke:
What’s the difference between a saloon and an elephant’s fart?
One is pronounced bar room and the other is pronounced BAROOM!
he certainly looks to be far left of the bell curve….
This is why countries like Malawi are a mess. They have leaders who think their biggest problems are things like farting.
Cant we all just chip in and buy this anal retentive douche a case of pine scented Glade?
Saving one up for Malawi.
Why would anyone self incriminate themselves?
We all know that he who smellt it dealt it.
They should consider a quota system allowing that might allow say, two farts per weekday. Unlimited nights and weekends.
I’d be classified as a repeat offender…
Whoops! There I go again….
Nice to see that he has solved all of Malawi’s problems and now focus on the little things.
I guess he didn’t watch Mythbusters tonight.
That sucks big, old, fat, smelly ass.
Next, he’s going to ban breathing because of all that bad breath minions get from ass kissing.
Will possession of beans constitute intent to flatulence?
Forbid farts? How do you forbid farts in a shithole?
“If faring is outlawed,only outlaws will fart.”
Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika merely recognizes that as he gets older, the farts have passengers.
Bingu wa Mutharika is just angry because his boyfriend farted in his mouth.
In fact, “bingu wa mutharika” literally means “fart in mouth” in Malawian.
AGW? Cap and trade?
What a party pooper..
New tourism poster:
Visit Malawi! It’s a GAS!
Please do not judge the country by its president!!!
While one of the poorest countries on Earth; it is a very nice place to visit and it is Africe with wildlife etc
Let the president vent his gas, and plan on visiting Malawi and Zambia if you are going to Africa
when you look up “anal retentive” you see a picture of this douchebag.
I love that JCD tagged this “Global Warming”
” Do ya’ think yourself lucky, punk, well do ya’
….pull my finger…”