Apparently not someone who farts

In a bill proposed by Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika, citizens who repeatedly pass gas in public could be punished as criminals, according to The Daily Mail. The bill is intended to make citizens “responsible and disciplined.”

This material writes itself.




  1. raddad says:

    In that photo he looks like he is trying desperately to keep one from escaping.

  2. fulanoche says:

    Cross Malawi off my list of places to visit.

  3. rectagon says:

    You do the crime, you do the time.

  4. ECA says:

    Pffft!

  5. ECA says:

    I can see the next bill…He wants to Hook everyone up to HOSES and can and bottle it as a new energy source.

  6. Ipoopoo says:

    I’m no doctor but I watched one on TV once and he said if people didn’t fart, they would literally explode.

    So long, responsible and disciplined Malawians!

  7. hhopper says:

    ECA: Pffft??

    I think you meant BAROOOOM!!

  8. hhopper says:

    That reminds me of the old joke:

    What’s the difference between a saloon and an elephant’s fart?

    One is pronounced bar room and the other is pronounced BAROOM!

  9. Orion314 says:

    he certainly looks to be far left of the bell curve….

  10. robnee says:

    This is why countries like Malawi are a mess. They have leaders who think their biggest problems are things like farting.

  11. denacron says:

    Cant we all just chip in and buy this anal retentive douche a case of pine scented Glade?

  12. sargasso_c says:

    Saving one up for Malawi.

  13. J says:

    Why would anyone self incriminate themselves?
    We all know that he who smellt it dealt it.

  14. Dallas says:

    They should consider a quota system allowing that might allow say, two farts per weekday. Unlimited nights and weekends.

  15. BigBoyBC says:

    I’d be classified as a repeat offender…

    Whoops! There I go again….

  16. Yankinwaoz says:

    Nice to see that he has solved all of Malawi’s problems and now focus on the little things.

  17. Harry says:

    I guess he didn’t watch Mythbusters tonight.

  18. msbpodcast says:

    That sucks big, old, fat, smelly ass.

    Next, he’s going to ban breathing because of all that bad breath minions get from ass kissing.

  19. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    Will possession of beans constitute intent to flatulence?

  20. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Forbid farts? How do you forbid farts in a shithole?

  21. newglenn says:

    “If faring is outlawed,only outlaws will fart.”

  22. John E. Quantum says:

    Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika merely recognizes that as he gets older, the farts have passengers.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Bingu wa Mutharika is just angry because his boyfriend farted in his mouth.

    In fact, “bingu wa mutharika” literally means “fart in mouth” in Malawian.

  24. Axl says:

    AGW? Cap and trade?

  25. The Dude says:

    What a party pooper..

  26. Usagi says:

    New tourism poster:

    Visit Malawi! It’s a GAS!

  27. Per says:

    Please do not judge the country by its president!!!

    While one of the poorest countries on Earth; it is a very nice place to visit and it is Africe with wildlife etc

    Let the president vent his gas, and plan on visiting Malawi and Zambia if you are going to Africa

  28. FRAGaLOT says:

    when you look up “anal retentive” you see a picture of this douchebag.

  29. dadeo says:

    I love that JCD tagged this “Global Warming”

  30. BigBoyBC says:

    ” Do ya’ think yourself lucky, punk, well do ya’

    ….pull my finger…”


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