Please tell me this is not a real product.

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  1. Hewhomustnotbeflamed says:

    Words fail me…..

  2. ECA says:

    wheres the knife to cut the shapes out?

  3. hhopper says:

    The kid would get a hernia trying to force a hard turd through that device.

  4. Usagi says:

    Sounds like a lot of crap to me…

  5. Ipoopoo says:

    Watch out, hhopper! JCD is going to absolutely shit when he sees this post.

    Of course, then all you need to do is to buy him a Poopy-Time, so he can see for himself all the endless hours of fun this product provides!

    Only in America would someone try to squeeze out a profit on children’s shit, so to speak.

  6. The DON says:

    2 girls, 1 cup

    Oh dear…

    lol

  7. Cursor_ says:

    And they are dishwasher safe!

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  8. hhopper says:

    Eeeeewwwwwwwww!

  9. denacron says:

    I suppose Turd Twister Jr. would have been contested.
    http://turdtwister.com/

  10. Dallas says:

    Seems these may prevent Malawi farts.

  11. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    # 9 denacron said, “Turd Twister Jr.”

    Same, same – except the Turd Twister was a real product.

  12. UncDon says:

    Wot? No Jeebus and the Apostles turd-outs?

  13. Anonymous says:

    It’s much easier to use a a roller and cookie cutters. And yes, there is a Virgin Mary cookie cutter. Just dry them at 200° F in the oven for 2 hours, and they’re ready for eBay.

  14. msbpodcast says:

    LOL You’re all sick in the head. 😛

  15. 1873 Colt says:

    It’s this kind of shit that makes me want to stop reading this blog.

  16. interglacial says:

    # 16
    When a DJ wants to get people to leave a nightclub after closing-time, often they start by playing awful music before they turn the sound system off completely. Does this technique of driving people away have a name?

  17. Special Ed says:

    The irony – I’m sitting here on the porcelain convenience reading this on my iPad while giving birth to another Pedro.

  18. Dallas says:

    #18. Lol

  19. dexton7 says:

    Looks like something you would find at the local Wal-Mart…

  20. Glenn E. says:

    For people too poor that they can’t even afford to make their own Play-doh from flour, water, and a little white glue. Or from pottery clay, for that matter. Nope. Children will always poop. So why not recycle it into a toy? Because is America, we don’t play with our poop! This has got to be some foreigner’s idea of a great new product. If only they can figure out the right advertising angle.


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