Ah, to be wealthy enough and famous enough to be sued by wackos.
Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.
According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities. In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old.
She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”
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“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys.”
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Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”
Over in Australia, the civil legal system has a “loser pays” setup. So insane lawsuits like this would never be filed because a woman like this would then be liable for Sean Comb’s legal bill for defending himself from this crap.
On the other hand, she is so crazy, she probably wouldn’t care.
Reason #10035 why our legal system is a joke.
Did Diddy, Porter and King have parachutes?
# 1 Yankinwaoz said, “in Australia, the civil legal system has a “loser pays” setup”
When see crap like this, I want to institute a lawyer pays system.
She wants $100 BILLION for loss of income? I want to see her last pay stub.
It’s fine to have a “loser pays” system. But what about the case (like this one) where the individual is probably crazy and has no money?
How did she even file the papers? If a lawyer helped her, the lawyer should be dis-barred. Or at least strongly reprimanded for taking advantage of a crazy person.
As for the $1 trillion — I want to know which casino she went to and won 100 zillion dollars. That’s a good pay-off.
If a lawyer took this on speculation the lawyer is as insane as the person bringing the case. I have my doubts about this person being mentally competent.
# 6 chuck “I want to know which casino she went to and won 100 zillion dollars. That’s a good pay-off.”
Nickel slots, too.
I looked at the papers, and boy are they a hoot!!
You KNOW the office workers were saying “Hey guys, come over here and check this out!” Laughs all around.
As far as a lawyer, she filed herself. It’s easy enough to do for a restraining order.
This is also a good reason to have a lawyer on retainer if you are in the public eye.
Hahahaha…
CLASSIC!
Alfie, will you and your wife split the money from the settlement?
In this country, anybody can file papers with the court. Ah_Yea #9 says she filed them herself which explains the lack of lawyereze language. The suit will last only long enough for the judge to throw it out on its first reading, with possible sanctions against her for wasting the court’s time. Or the court may invite her to spend some restful time in a “Spa” until she is back on her meds.
According to some guy in a big hat – at birth I was guilty of some Jewish carpenter getting nailed to a tree 2000 years ago.
#14 Nobody – You shuld sue. Both of them. And their fathers.
Who the heck is Adam Curry?
Having worked with mentally ill individuals – I mean as clients, but maybe some co-workers, too – this is a very common delusion, of having won money that is being kept away from them. One really remarkable lady had her home filled with stacks of magazines and books from Publisher’s Clearing House. They’d call to dun her and she’d say, “I’ll pay you when I get my winnings.” She also thought she had won the Australian Lottery and other scams. That’s why I get so angry when I see scam lottery messages, because there are poor souls who really believe them.