1. Cursor_ says:

    #26

    Ask and ye shall receive.

  2. bobbo, the negative pessimist rarely apologizes says:

    #29–No Extended Clip==Its a good thing I’m crazy otherwise your incitement to violence would have to be noted.

  3. Gregg C says:

    The Spanish Inquisition in the modern age:
    This is perfect for “converting” non-believers.
    I’ll take all you have.

  4. Binky says:

    Planning your trip to America.

  5. Brian says:

    Isn’t this what they do while they pass around the collection plate these days?

  6. Robin Friedrich says:

    You know this telescope thing Galileo was talking about might have a practical use after all.

  7. kristy says:

    GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!

  8. Hewhomustnotbeflamed says:

    Snitches Get Stiches!

  9. Buzz Mega says:

    “…and when you pull the trigger, Father; instant reverse transubstantiation.”

  10. deowll says:

    Judging by the way he’s holding that gun this may be the first time he ever touched one.

    Put your faith in God boys…and keep a loaded gun handy just in case the devil tries to rule the day.

  11. blaspheminCapn says:

    I told you kids to GET BACK ON MY LAWN!

  12. dewtheone says:

    Let’s see the corporations take control of the government away from the church NOW!

  13. Rob says:

    Red Five standing by!

  14. Mr. Fusion says:

    Let’s see Martin Luther diss the Church now !!!

    “They can have my rifle when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

    “Hey, why doesn’t this thing have one of them thar those 30 round mags?”

    So you really don’t think Jesus is the Prince of Peace !?!?!?”

    “You keep the gun, I’ll keep my alter boys.”

  15. Publius says:

    Religion and war go together like peanut butter and jelly, and they always have.

    Peanut butter jelly time!
    Peanut butter jelly time!

  16. Zamir says:

    let’s see that PedoBear fuck with me now

  17. illusionhill says:

    Bishop takes king. Checkmate.

  18. ECA says:

    Inquisition MY A$$..
    Shoot them all and let god sort them out..

  19. Monty Python says:

    Comfy chair my ass! Nobody will expect this “outreach inquisition”!

  20. Hawkeye says:

    A holy terror?

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

  21. gunny says:

    Could religion buy and sell weapons tax free? Everything touched by organized religion is tax free. Why not I say?
    AY!! Alla you wops get offa da lawn.

  22. Troy says:

    Thou Shalt Not

  23. Bubba J says:

    Just like the the Civil War, the Crusades were just on hold.

    Its the Crusades part Duex!!
    (us infidels will teach those infidels)

  24. romrix says:

    No, the gun range is to your right. That’s the boys locker room.

  25. romrix says:

    Give me that, the soldier wants his rifle back now, all the children have gone…

  26. The Wrong Guy says:

    “And now let me show you our newest feature: the Atheist Hunt setting.”

  27. wirelessg says:

    In the name of the Father, the Son and the HOLY SHIT!!!

  28. noname says:

    Pope’s chief exorcist checking out the new Scoped BFG 9000 holy water squirt gun. The THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS is dead with one shot from this bad boy; when push comes to shove, awesomeness always wins.

  29. MassMayhem says:

    Our second collection this week is for the Bishop’s Retirement Fund. I STRONGLY encourage you all to give generously.

  30. bounce says:

    Your Holiness needs to lead the Protestants more than the Muslims.


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