1. The DON says:

    I can see the kindergarten from here :-))

    Hey kids, this guns loaded

  2. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    The crucifix is a little thick for accurate targeting

  3. cvquesty says:

    I said repent, bitches!

  4. scadragon says:

    Yeah, I got your Absolution right here, biotch!

  5. digital_ranma says:

    Holy Sniper!!!

  6. Colorado says:

    That’s the wrong eye for the sight, that’s why you can’t see anything.

  7. denacron says:

    The ‘Alter Boy (tranq-n-spank) 3000’ gets delivered to its first customer.

  8. hhopper says:

    “Soon, I will be Pope!”

  9. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    When the devil gets here to Atlanta, we got him.

  10. Ah_Yea says:

    I’ve had ENOUGH of Eideard!

  11. SpeedBump says:

    Sweet!

  12. everyone says:

    Introducing. . .

    The all new Crusader model 2012.

    “Because it doesn’t have to be the end of the world; for everyone.”

  13. PooOnPC says:

    Opening 30 Jan at a theater near you…
    “The Spanish Inquisition: Raising the Bar”

  14. Kraken says:

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

  15. The_Tick says:

    Jihad for Jebus motherfuckers.

  16. Uncle Patso says:

    The NRA says “If Christ had carried one of these instead of a cross, he might still be around…”

  17. F. Gaydos says:

    Now this gunsight is geared for any pesky investigators nosing around…..

  18. G-man says:

    Nice! How many of these did we sell last quarter?

  19. Canine says:

    A second miracle was confirmed for Jaques (a cardinal in the Vatican 102nd spec ops.) Who at 100yards right handed and left eyed had indeed shot the stink off a knat’s ass.

  20. TrueNinja1829 says:

    NOBODY ESCAPES THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

  21. palindrome says:

    It’s the Bishop!

  22. admfubar says:

    We’re on a mission from god….

  23. kucing says:

    Now let us pray, or I’ll cap yo ass..

  24. Troublemaker says:

    Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
    With the cross of Jesus going on before.
    Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
    Forward into battle see His banners go!

  25. BK says:

    It’s only sixth on the list

  26. Just me says:

    BEEEeeeelzebub……

  27. Just me says:

    Can you imagine Christ holding a gun?

  28. ummm what? says:

    The man helping hold the gun must have super powers–the fingers on his right hand are moving so fast that they are blurred.

  29. msbpodcast says:

    We’re no longer quite the same bunch as we were under Pious XII*.

    Now we take matters, and a BFG, into our own hands.

    I’m a Québecer.

    We turned old churches into topless bars after we’d won our own War of the Cradle and we’ve never forgotten the debt that we owe the Roman Catholic church. (See comment about titty bars above.)

    At least the church didn’t frown on alcohol. (They owned vineyards.)

    *) Google Pious XII to see what a thoroughly rancid bunch of people were running the church. (Or lazy bastards can click here and learn as little as possible.)

  30. 1873 Colt says:

    Here, Bobbo, Bobbo, Bobbo.


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