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I can see the kindergarten from here :-))
Hey kids, this guns loaded
The crucifix is a little thick for accurate targeting
I said repent, bitches!
Yeah, I got your Absolution right here, biotch!
Holy Sniper!!!
That’s the wrong eye for the sight, that’s why you can’t see anything.
The ‘Alter Boy (tranq-n-spank) 3000’ gets delivered to its first customer.
“Soon, I will be Pope!”
When the devil gets here to Atlanta, we got him.
I’ve had ENOUGH of Eideard!
Sweet!
Introducing. . .
The all new Crusader model 2012.
“Because it doesn’t have to be the end of the world; for everyone.”
Opening 30 Jan at a theater near you…
“The Spanish Inquisition: Raising the Bar”
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
Jihad for Jebus motherfuckers.
The NRA says “If Christ had carried one of these instead of a cross, he might still be around…”
Now this gunsight is geared for any pesky investigators nosing around…..
Nice! How many of these did we sell last quarter?
A second miracle was confirmed for Jaques (a cardinal in the Vatican 102nd spec ops.) Who at 100yards right handed and left eyed had indeed shot the stink off a knat’s ass.
NOBODY ESCAPES THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
It’s the Bishop!
We’re on a mission from god….
Now let us pray, or I’ll cap yo ass..
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle see His banners go!
It’s only sixth on the list
BEEEeeeelzebub……
Can you imagine Christ holding a gun?
The man helping hold the gun must have super powers–the fingers on his right hand are moving so fast that they are blurred.
“We’re no longer quite the same bunch as we were under Pious XII*.
Now we take matters, and a BFG, into our own hands.
I’m a Québecer.
We turned old churches into topless bars after we’d won our own War of the Cradle and we’ve never forgotten the debt that we owe the Roman Catholic church. (See comment about titty bars above.)
At least the church didn’t frown on alcohol. (They owned vineyards.)
*) Google Pious XII to see what a thoroughly rancid bunch of people were running the church. (Or lazy bastards can click here and learn as little as possible.)
Here, Bobbo, Bobbo, Bobbo.