“Do you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur”
“No”
“Great! Wipe…”
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Kitteh, I told you to keep your paws to yourself!
Resting on one’s laurels.
The only good cat is…a dead cat.
Damn strange wiggly cushion!
Hemorrhoids?
Strange pussy makes you feel like you’re on top of the world.
Three more seconds and you are gonna become a very soprano voiced mut, one …
Tapout.
That’s one strange bitch. She’s got two pussies.
“Triumph the insult Dog” as a puppy.
A kitteh to poop-on!
I’ve heard that a dog will sit on you if it likes you, but somehow I doubt the cat is happy.
Dogs rule.
Cat turds are a gateway drug
Wait till the cat gets a paw loose. That dog will move in a hurry, guaranteed.
This pillow is “fluffy”
They said it was raining cats & dogs – and they were right!
The cats came first, closely followed by the dogs.
This is what can happen if you eat without properly chewing.
It’s a Cat-Ass-Trophy. My first merit badge as a doggy scout
Sit boo boo sit or was it
Sit Ubu sit..
Never could figure that one out…
Buck was wondering how he would feel after the sex change operation….
…”Now SAY IT! Puppies are better than Kittens! SAY IT!”
I guess that’s um.. one way to show affection.
Comcast NBC Universal vs net neutrality
They call him “Tea Bagger”.
Bitch sits on pussy …
OK
Where’s my bone Pussy!!!
Another couple seconds and we’re a shoe-in for World’s Funniest Videos!
“Do you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur”
“No”
“Great! Wipe…”