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The perfect gift to get your little ones trained in the ways of being a true American!
Make sure and read the toy reviews like this one:
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said “that’s the worst security ever!” But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I’ve heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I’ll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).
And don’t forget to check out where you’re going after refusing to be felt up or irradiated.
Where is the RepubliThug Youth Kit ?
Only ONE left!!!! better hurry!!!!!
#1. Cracks me up that you seen the Right in this one.
Hint. Who is in white house? Who runs congress? Who runs HSA?
You sir are an idiot.
The TSA being entirely worthless is nothing new, but disturbing nonetheless. This was YESTERDAY.
“He didn’t realize he had forgotten to remove the loaded snub nose “baby” Glock pistol from his computer bag. But TSA officers never noticed as his bag glided along the belt and was x-rayed. When he got to his hotel after the three-hour flight, he was shocked to discover the gun traveled unnoticed from Houston. … undercover agents were successful slipping simulated explosives and bomb parts through Los Angeles’s LAX airport in 50 out of 70 attempts, and at Chicago’s O’Hare airport agents made 75 attempts and succeeded in getting through undetected 45 times.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/loaded-gun-slips-past-tsa-screeners/story?id=12412458
Well, this is ALMOST as scary as #1.
funny and sad.
$225.99? TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS? I guess you get to feel raped in more ways than one.
The TSA folks are the wrong color.
Future TSA agents in training…
Has Dick Cheney gone into the toy biz ?
Where does the TSA agent shove that wand?
I’ve got the perfect solution to potential hijacking. They already have fire extinguishers on planes, in case of small fires. Include mace bottles, for crew and passengers to deal with anyone who gets out of line, on board a jetliner. Mace is not lethal, but can incapacitate most any one, from endangering others. Instead, they wanted to give the pilots guns. Or rather, they DIDN’T, but pretended that it was the only solution they could think of, and then turned it down for body searching everyone.