1. Bob says:

    Laundry day at the Funkles must be a breeze. Not much time spent sorting out the colors.

  2. Kelvington says:

    Wednesday Adams was not amused when the members of the Hanson and Twilight fan clubs barged in on her photo with Santa. Not in the least.

  3. Improbus says:

    I’ll be goth for Christmas.

  4. oplama says:

    (Santa): Well I guess… As long as they don’t sit on my lap.

  5. brm says:

    five lumps of coal

  6. Ben-in-the-woods says:

    AWESOME has a new photo

  7. Mojo Yugen says:

    Two words: Goth Elves

  8. Mac Guy says:

    I’m dreaming of a black Christmas, just like the ones my zombies throw.

  9. Sparky_One says:

    Honey, get my glasses! There is a photo of Adam Curry and his friends on the intertubes.

  10. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    ho ho ho

  11. The DON says:

    The inner child says ‘yeah, lets go visit santa’
    while the peer pressure says ‘I cant be seen to be enjoying this’

    Good healthy adolescent rebellion, and ensuing apparent psychological difficulties abound in this picture.

  12. xjonx says:

    When I said I wanted a black and white photo of Santa, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

  13. Rudolph says:

    Hey, Look what Santa Goth for Christmas!

  14. bskoros says:

    What doesn’t belong in this picture?

  15. Overlord says:

    America, land of the free.

  16. Kris Krumpled says:

    Christmas 2010: Dark Elves Rising!

  17. Crackedblack says:

    Remember Santa. The christians usurped our Winter Solstice for their holiday. And we’re here to take it back. (If we can find our anti-depressants)

  18. UncDon says:

    Santa’s elves weren’t really who you thought they were in this rare colorized 1892 picture.

  19. Donal says:

    In the 2020’s, as the baby boomers filled up the old age homes, spaces were created for the elderly in teenage group homes.

  20. Greg says:

    Blackmailed by yuleleaks for that eggnog induced stripper indiscretion last year, Santa agrees to pose with the naughty list dancers.

  21. That’s a big fuckin chair.

  22. noe_braner says:

    The Nightmare Before Christmas: Live on Broadway

    OR

    Join us for Marilyn Manson’s Holiday Special on ABC Family

  23. Floyd says:

    Look–It’s Alice Cooper’s kids, and they’ve kidnapped Santa!!

  24. Bob says:

    Christmas just hasn’t been the same since the elves lobbied for a relaxed dress code in the workshop.

  25. wetback says:

    Whos that old, weird looking dude in the middle?

  26. Buzz Mega says:

    As the millennium of Santa Clause draws to a close, his offspring plan for the coming of Apocalypsemas.

  27. WmDE says:

    Santa is visited by two girls, two boys and a Tleilaxu Face Dancer.

  28. mlub says:

    The naughty list…

  29. McCullough says:

    An ten-fold increase in Elf Suicides has been reported this year…story at 11.

  30. jescott418 says:

    Adams family holding Santa hostage.


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