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Interesting. I can see how a lot of parents would like to have something like this but I wish the software permitted you to hold eyes at a constant location and distance apart center to center.
I have many times, thought of doing this with my children, but then I think, “when am I going to get children?”, “Can I pick one up from costco?”
A dentist is going to make a small fortune over her in a few years.
Don, don’t get your kids from Costco. You’ll have to buy 20, and half of them will go to waste.
Two things I noticed…..
The kid never shuts up.
She went to Catholic School.
Cool find Hop.
Just about how time Fly’s though..
Fun
They grow up so fast!
Beautiful. Thank you.
Jabbery kid.
Hilarious!
And a reminder – the mud monster just graduated (at 24) from Nursing School, but what I remember is the first tooth, graduation from Pre-School, and stuff like that….
(Not to mention the diapers…. I got good at it ’cause she didn’t want to stop getting into trouble to get changed….)
The only way I’d have gotten her to hold still long enough to get a few of those pictures involved chain and shackles. The local PD doesn’t appreciate stuff like that 😀 ….
I wonder how long it took to put that together?
# 2 The DON said, “Can I pick one up from costco?”
Yes, you can. I’ve done it for years. They are a little hard to find since they seem to wander around a lot, crying. But I never seem to get charged for them, either. The receipt checkers just seem happy to be rid of them. I’ve even gotten a couple of ’em already packaged in strollers. Nice. I advise that if you do pick one up, you do the shopping for diapers and such at another store.
Oh, Don. Another helpful tip. When you get tired of them the return policy is exceptional. Just reshelf them yourself.
Did I see some subliminal porn?
Without looking at the name, how many seconds elapsed before you could tell it was a girl?
For me, it was 19 seconds into the stream. Maybe the longer hair? Face shape?
To see something even more dramatic, go rent Benjamin Button!
Good job. I hope she (and her family) keeps doing it for the next 80 years.
They left out the teen years because she became a Goth.
#12 pcsmithe – ten years?
It’s too bad we can’t project them out to 40 years to see if they are going to swell up like ticks.