1. dcphill says:

    I’ll be damned if I do and damned if I don’t.
    I have two metal knees. If I elect to be xray’d
    they will see my prosthecics and must then be molested. If I don’t elect to be xray’d I must then elect to be molested. The enemy has won.
    I can be harrassed at the pleasure of the law and my government for no probable cause.

  2. Love from Belfast says:

    @MattB5
    Yes but a catholic zealot flying to the US (or at least to Boston) is likely to be exporting explosive not importing.

    ps. All of us here in little old England would like to thank you chaps for enabling us to have 30years of expertise in dealing with terrorist threats.

  3. samuel says:

    “Why can TSA agents keep their faces veiled?”

    I see her face… Don’t see her hair as per the hijab.

  4. Dixie Normous says:

    Why would they search a penguin?

  5. Reader37 says:

    Does the TSA agent wear a Burka???
    Cause it’s sure looks like it!!!

  6. The0ne says:

    This is a dream job for nerds, geeks, pedofiles, rapists and any other sexually deprived people out there. And get this, it pays! Holy FCK.

    If I wasn’t so fcked up to be disqualified for the job I would camped a jackass police officer, wait til he gets in line, take him to the side, make false accusations, stick him with many fun toys and maybe, just maybe have him sent to ‘tanamo for good measure.

    But sadly, no matter how much I hate these ahole cops out there and no matter matter how harsh I were able to treat them they would simply NOT changed. Sad 🙁

  7. bob says:

    So if a terrorist puts a bomb in his shoe, I have to take my shoes off.

    If a terrorist puts a bomb in his underwear, I get a crotch patdown.

    What if a terrorist puts a bomb up his ass?

  8. bob says:

    The truth is, TSA has never, in hundreds of thousands of searches, detected a terrorist.

    Not once.

    They will keep making searches more intrusive and more intrusive, so that they can eventually find some minor reason to identify someone as a terrorist and claim that they saved lives.


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