A Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife is poised to claim excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left him so mentally unstable he couldn’t have knowingly killed her…

Woody Will Smith, 33, is scheduled for trial starting today on a murder charge in the May 2009 death of Amanda Hornsby-Smith, 28.

Defense attorney Shannon Sexton filed notice with the Newport court of plans to argue his client ingested so much caffeine in the days leading up to the killing that it rendered him temporarily insane — unable even to form the intent of committing a crime…

Reports and case records say during that time, he was drinking five or six soft drinks and energy drinks a day, along with taking diet pills; it all added up to more than 400 milligrams of caffeine a day.

Prosecutor Michelle Snodgrass said Smith tested negative for amphetamine-type substances shortly after the killing…

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders — published by the American Psychiatric Association showing standard criteria for the classification of mental disorders — defines overdose as more than 300 mg. That’s about three cups of coffee.

More than three cups of coffee classifies you as loony, overdosed on coffee?

Har! That explains the behavior of half the geeks in the world.




  1. jescott418 says:

    OK caffeine makes you hyper but not crazy. Sorry man, but you’ll have to come up with something better to get out of murder.

  2. jbenson2 says:

    Why not give it a try?

    The Twinkie defense got the gay guy in San Francisco his walking papers.

  3. Greyhound says:

    This type of defense has been tried before.
    Look up Dan White and the twinkie defense.
    Things did not go well with Dan White.
    Things will not go well with this guy either.

  4. Improbus says:

    … on the next episode of As the White Trash Burns.

  5. bill says:

    The lack of caffeine does the same thing!

  6. Luc says:

    Defendant tries to escape sentence with ridiculous defense argument. That never happens, lawyers all over America will be shocked when they read this piece, that’s why it’s news worthy.

    Right?

  7. Larry Budd says:

    Get between me and my coffee and see if you live….

  8. Skeptic says:

    Did you know that coffee consumption in China is less than 1 cup per person per year?

    I’ve cut my consumption down to about 1 cup per week. It wasn’t that hard to do.

  9. chuck says:

    OK, I can understand it if he hadn’t had any coffee that day — that’s justifiable homicide.

    But too much coffee? That’s unpossible!

  10. admfubar says:

    wow then what the hell are politicians taking??

  11. fargonaz says:

    Caffine…. Ya right!

    Next you’ll try and tell me the recession is over.

    Oh brother!

  12. FRAGaLOT says:

    See my theory is Caffeine will be the next tobacco. Never mind salt, and booze. Caffeine/Coffee will be the next “bad” substance that people are consuming. Somebody will figure out how caffeine effects other people negitivtly, like how 2nd hand smoke causes cancer for people who aren’t smoking. I guess murder is a good one.

  13. FRAGaLOT says:

    Now why can’t they use HFCS as a scapegoat for murder so we can get this shit off the market?

  14. deowll says:

    If you get drunk and kill somebody in a fight they still don’t let you walk away free.

    If I thought he was really freaking out on the stuff it might buy him life without parole rather than crispy critter.

  15. spsffan says:

    Fry him. And the lawyer.

  16. Dixie Normous says:

    You know she wouldn’t STFU!

  17. Counterweight says:

    300 mg (3 cups) is an overdose?
    No wonder the bodies are piling up around the house.

  18. Greg Allen says:

    This seems just like the old, “I was so drunk, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

    I don’t think that flies very often in courts, does it?

    But, enough caffeine would be like meth, right? Seems like it could mess you up but I doubt it would make you lose your ability to perceive right from wrong, which I think is the standard for the insanity defense.

  19. jmclean.davis says:

    I Surpass 400 mg’s or caffine before 11 am :-S

    And I keep drinking.. !

  20. Howard Schultz says:

    I need 300 mg of caffeine so I can knowingly scratch my own ass.

  21. Yankinwaoz says:

    The old “Why the hell not?” defense. At least the lawyer gets some airtime.

  22. Maricopa says:

    A long time ago, my Dad was hospitalized for caffeine intoxication. He’d start the day off with a lot of coffee then switch to strong iced tea for the afternoon.

    He never killed me.

  23. deowll says:

    #22 I take your point. Fry the layer and his client.

    Okay that was flippant.

    This isn’t. I believe in the right of self defense and the defense of others.

    This doesn’t meet the test and if he still understood right from wrong then wrongfully taking a life means forfeiting your own life. The concept of blood debt may seem primitive and crude but to me it seems just.

    I’m not going to forgive murder because that is making the life of the victim as of no account and puts the victims blood on my hands. I didn’t kill them but if I condone the killing I’m just as guilty as the person that did.

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  25. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #22 Marsupial – I believe your Dad was just trying to drink enough courage to do the deed. I hope he’s doing all right. I encourage him to get back on the horse. Remember, “Quitters never win and winners never quit.”.

    Now, have a cup on me.

  26. Greg Allen says:

    >> Maricopa said, on September 20th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    >> A long time ago, my Dad was hospitalized for caffeine intoxication.

    Wow. Hospitalized for it! OK, he didn’t kill you but did it affect his personality?

    Cases like your dad’s will probably be brought at the trial of this guy.

  27. Maricopa says:

    At first they thought it was a heart attack so he spent a day in ICU but then just another day in the regular room while they flushed him out. He never went cuckoo. And they won’t be calling him as a witness unless they have one amazing process server! Like I said this was a looong time ago.

  28. Sargent Starbucks says:

    OK, Buddy! Put down the triple Latte and back away from the counter. Nice and easy now. And keep your hands where I can see them!

  29. right says:

    The jury’s verdict – “You go f’coffee to jail where you belong.”

  30. Greg Allen says:

    Maricopa,

    So, I gather, it didn’t change his mental state — just his heart.

    Yeah, you’re right. His case could be used probably be used by the prosecutor.

    I drink too much coffee sometimes and it does affect my mental state some — induces a little ADD I suppose.


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