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Like Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky offered to give Al Gore a Hummer. But unlike Clinton, Gore said, “No thanks. I’d rather drive a Prius!”




  1. MikeN says:

    We would laugh if it were funny. But the evidence suggests you are wrong in both ways. The divorce from Tipper, and the stories from Portland with the masseuse suggest Gore wouldn’t say no to Monica. Also, Gore’s energy bill, the picture of his office with 3 computer screens, his large house, the mining operations on his Tennessee land, and his family’s oil company suggest he would not object to a Hummer.

  2. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    “Like Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky offered to give Al Gore a Hummer.”

    Bill Clinton offered to give Gore a BJ? Oh, wait, capital H. They both offered Al an SUV?

    # 24 Marc Perkel “It’s humor people. You’re supposed to laugh.” You should provide a clue. maybe a squirrel hiding your nuts. Not everyone has access to the same cartoon entertainment you do.

  3. Greg Allen says:

    >> David said, on August 30th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    >> Let me google that for you.

    You can play that video a 1000 times and he never says he “invented the internet” as the conservative liars have repeated for nearly a decade now.

    And, _YES ABSOLUTELY_ Gore took initiatives which created the Internet.

  4. Greg Allen says:

    PS:

    I’m still waiting for the video where Gore claims he was the “father of the internet.”

    Why can’t conservatives make their points without lying?

    I’d like to discuss this more with you but my death panel is on the phone.

  5. Lowfreq says:

    Does the ‘Manbearpig’ even have genitals?

  6. right says:

    In secret life Monica was a programmer looking for some new “Al Gore Rhythm”.

  7. fred says:

    #37: right

    Well, apun my word – that was a good one 🙂


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