“You know there are 30 words meaning ‘snow’? There are 30 signs meaning ‘sand’. This one means “sand that stays on the ground and could be used for pyramids.” The Afghani guide explained to the troops.
“Back in the 21st century, it was common practice to steal money from people through the use of lawyers whenever someone felt psychologically tortured in some fashion. By having a sign declaring what one was driving through, it was hoped the few disturbed people who retained such lawyers would … “
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“You know there are 30 words meaning ‘snow’? There are 30 signs meaning ‘sand’. This one means “sand that stays on the ground and could be used for pyramids.” The Afghani guide explained to the troops.
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A rarity nowadays…
“Gee, I can’t wait ’til we get to the sign that says ‘Mountains'”
Wheres My bucket and shovel?
What, no braille? How insensitive!
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“Back in the 21st century, it was common practice to steal money from people through the use of lawyers whenever someone felt psychologically tortured in some fashion. By having a sign declaring what one was driving through, it was hoped the few disturbed people who retained such lawyers would … “
“Photoshop”
Here are seven more, although the OP took the best one.
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