In a deep and sonorous study by the dating site OkCupid, there seems to be no doubt: iPhone owners have more sex than BlackBerry owners and a lot more sex than the worthy, solemn, dedicated purchasers of Android phones.
The numbers for women might leave some readers breathless–as they rush to their local Apple store to buy an iPhone.
For this analysis of 30-year-olds with smartphones suggested that women with iPhones had an average of 12.3 sexual partners (I am sure the 0.3 knows exactly who he is), while their age-equivalents who had opted to put an Android into their purse scored a mere 6.1. (It was 8.8 for the BlackBerry owners, but some might feel these more businessy types would most likely be having sex while still on their BlackBerrys, so that hardly counts.)
For men, the disparity was only slightly more narrow, which perhaps merely reflected a proportionate reduction in the width of their minds. Interestingly, though, Android-owning men seem to have exactly the same amount of sex as Android-owning women…
OkCupid’s calculations also offered that the sexual attraction that seems clearly to be offered by the Apple logo stretches to all ages.
Android owners from 18-40 seem to consistently droop into relative sexless oblivion by comparison…
There will be those who believe that the iPhone makes them look and feel sexier. Others will claim that only sexy people purchase an iPhone in the first place.
Har! Apparently, there’s no need at all to count users of smartphones running Windows Mobile.
The iPhone…it’s a chick magnet! Should be an app for that.
This should push Pedro over the edge. 🙂
BTW, I just celebrated Ramadan with a big breakfast at Denny’s!
Oooh. iPhone users have more STD’s!
Uh oh. My kid has an iPhone.
Headline should be:
“iPhoners lie more about having more sex than Android or Blackberry users.”
BTW, Mac fanbois whose only sexual activity is climaxing when Steve Jobs announces the new iWhatever does not count.
A lot more women than men seem to be having sex with their iPhones. I guess the iPhone just fits better into a women than it does into a man – or something…
You’d think Steve Jobs would have fixed that already.
News flash: iPhone users lie more than Android users…
Well, they have to do something between all those dropped signals!
Badump, bump ! rim-shot!
This doesnt surprise me. The fact is that the iphone is the most expensive phone. Therefore the people who own them are more likely to have more money. It is a proven fact that more money generally means you get more sex. Also, it is well documented that better looking people get further in life, and are more likely to earn more money, and can afford things like plastic surgery, etc. Richer people are more likely to go to the gym, as people who work out generally have more discipline, which equates to other area of their life. Also, poorer people are more lilely to be overweight than richer people. I dont think its iphone “causing” these people to get more sex. It is more that the iphone just reflects the demographics of wealth and its links to good looks.
Also, I have an Android, and have had sex with more than 10 people, so screw these results! 😛
# of partners seems more likely to indicate STD probability than frequency of sex
Finally, a legitimate reason to buy an iPhone!
uhm could it be that the iphone has those antenna issues??? you get less calls and interruptions?, or is it that bumper for the iphone makes a handy dandy c@ck ring??
Is that average number of total sex partners or average number per encounter?
Kinda feeling like the whole sexual revolution thing has just kind of passed me by, here…
So … what are the stats for those of us (I trust I’m not totally unique here) who are into monogamy and marriage and stuff?
BS, I have an iphone and I never get laid.
So, basically, iPhone users are sluts while WinMo users are virgin geeks?
Us Android and Blackberry users are just normal healthy sexual beings?
I don’t know, the only one that seems to really fit is the WinMo description.
Ex-wife has an iPhone, girlfriend has a Droid. I can tell you that in my world this research is complete BS.
I use a disposable, pay as you go Tracfone…there’s a joke in there somewhere.
I would imagine that they forgot to tell the iPhone users that sex with themselves didn’t count.
You Mean: “iPhonies pay more to use their phones than Android or Blackberry Users.”
There you go….
Incidentally I have an LG phone…
Are above posters blind?
Number of sexual partners != Number of times you have sex.
It just means that iPhone users screw around more than others.
I wouldn’t count getting f’d over by Steve Jobs for this, but apparently that was included.
Who knew sheep counted?
#25 Pedrito, what about pagers. Do you get any with those things?
Don’t be so happy. iPhone users are gay.
#27. Angel. There’s an app for that ☺ http://bit.ly/bm6BH1
Is that why Paris Hilton answered her phone during sex?
In other news, Porcshe owners have more sex than Chevy owners, and it seems people who own mansions also have more sex than someone renting a mobile home. Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Oh, the guys above also give women more orgasms because they have a big… bank account.
It is all lies!
iPhone users have more sex.
Blackberry and Android users have dirtier kinky sex.
Apple users just have boring vanilla sex as that is what they phone allows. Boring vanilla experience.
Why didn’t they ask the people that had Nokia? Or that’s right that would mean having Finns disclose emotions. Can’t have that.
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