Photo by Kevin Kramer

Beatrice. NE — Residents who complained about a nearly naked female store mannequin prompted police to conceal the window display and stirred a debate about obscenity. Police covered the window at Hannah’s Treasures for about a day last week after several people in the southeast Nebraska city of 12,500 complained about the mannequin with a pair of pants around its ankles and wearing shoes but no other clothing.

City Attorney Tobias Tempelmeyer said Monday he had yet to receive all the police reports on the semi-naked mannequin.

“We’re not able at this point to issue a determination whether it’s obscene or not,” Tempelmeyer said.

The owner of the closed shop later dressed the offending mannequin in a bikini.

Store owner Kevin Kramer’s lawyer, Dustin Garrison, didn’t immediately respond to a message Monday, but he told the Beatrice Daily Sun that Kramer might sue over the dispute.

Nothing about a naked mannequin constitutes obscenity,” Garrison said to the Beatrice Daily Sun. “I think we’ve all gone into a department store and seen a naked mannequin at one point in our lives.”

Think of the children!




  1. GRtak says:

    First

    FACEPALM

  2. bobbo, some swords have two edges says:

    Conservative Standards
    Or Displaced concern for Kiddies?
    Morals or illness?

    [Fail! 6-8-5 – ed.]

  3. Lou says:

    Another big day in Nebraska.

  4. Mac Guy says:

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  5. lynn says:

    I hesitate to inquire how the town of Beatrice Nebraska regulates barbie dolls.

  6. Winston says:

    Dear Puritans,

    Have you hear about America? Why don’t you go there? Please?

    Sincerely,
    England

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritan

  7. Mojo Yugen says:

    I’m totally in support of this. That mannequin should be hauled away and locked up! No excuse for that type of behavior.

  8. MrMiGu says:

    Next thing you know all stores selling hourglasses will have to do so in a room in the back of the store which is sealed off by a curtain

  9. jim says:

    so are the factories that make the mannequins like porn houses or something?

  10. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    Naked female mannequin: OK.

    Female mannequin with pants around ankles…possibly erotic but certainly not obscene.

  11. GregAllen says:

    We’ve all heard those stories where people call the police because they got shorted on their McNuggets or some other stupid trivial reason totally unrelated to what the police are paid to do.

    Apparently Beatrice, NE has a BUNCH of those goofballs and the police do their bidding.

  12. Uncle Dave says:

    Could you imagine the horror that would have been caused if this were a male mannequin? It would surely have turned men gay who gazed upon it, since as all God fearing Nebraskans know, gayosity is voluntary. As it is, the nude female mannequin will probably create a town full of lesbians.

  13. Captain Har says:

    They must have to clothe all of their sculptures, oh wait I don’t think they have art in Nebraska.lol

  14. deowll says:

    No nipples and no privates. Anyone who even brings this up has a seriously sick mind and should be sent for a mental check up.

  15. The0ne says:

    What’s in Nebraska? I go there for two things,

    1. Wind farms
    2. Thunderstorms

    Both are way out in the boonies. Is there even a big city? 🙂

  16. GregAllen says:

    >> 16 The0ne said, on July 14th, 2010 at 7:55 am
    >> What’s in Nebraska?

    And these are the same lovely people who gave us equally lovely Ben Nelson.

  17. GregAllen says:

    If Nebraskans call the cops on a naked mannequin, what would they do to a real nudist?

    Beat them to death with farm implements?

  18. madtownmoxie says:

    mannequin Whore!!!

    BURN HER!!!!

  19. Randomized says:

    Guess which city is hiring one more officer? One more clown on the payroll doing absolutely nothing..

  20. boolez says:

    Ashcroft’s sash over lady justice was retired. They could have used that to cover the naughty bits. Or at least pulled the pants up. There truly is nothing of interest going on in Nebraska is there?

  21. mark says:

    I was born there and lived there until after high school. The Beatrice slogan back in the 70s was “Do it in Beatrice” and we had one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation.

    The place isn’t as bad as it sounds, I moved north about an hour (Lincoln) for a bit more excitement.
    But every place has its crazies, Beatrice just lets them run loose down main street. It’s like the running of the bulls (or is it the running of the bull sh*t).

  22. smartalix says:

    Hell Nebraska’s notorious for living sluts, why get bent out of shape over plastic tits?

    http://www.nebraskacoeds.com

  23. morramm says:

    In Beatrice Nebraska even the fire hydrants have pants

  24. Zybch says:

    FFS, this is the kind of thing that makes the entire US look population look like utter fucktards to the rest of the world.
    What the hell is wrong with the people who complain about a PLASTIC, GENITAL-LESS shop dummy. Screw protecting the children, protect ME from the puritanical hate some people have against the human body, even if it is a crude replicas.

  25. Improbus says:

    Nude child mannequin == child porn?

  26. ddkrivo says:

    I ll take it out of the window…sigh.

  27. Teri Greene says:

    Children regularly see their dolls naked. But the doll was Paid For. Someone made money from it. You can’t be giving it away for free in a store window.


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