“I’m living proof that experimental AIDS vaccine of 2013 worked. But yeah, I could do without the strange genetic mutations and having to dress in a Halloween costume all year in order not to scare people.”
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“Life’s like A Box Of Chocolates.”
Pleading with the Reaper.
“…so then we went out to pwn n00bs and grind for purples…”
“Grandma, stop being so wierd.”
Mom! I’ll get a job tomorrow!
A Plitarchian Nimboob Knight sizing up his breakfast. Not everybody likes tough, stringy, old meat.
trains good. planes bad.
“Why yes. I love butter tarts”
“…the environment. So I decided that enough was enough… I sold my car and now I take bike or public transit.”
“bet you can’t eat just one…”
Even old ladies love the cuttlefish of cthulhu
But Mom! You said I could have the whole basement for my things. And why did you follow me to comic con to ask about laundry?
CHICKEN!!! There’s a chicken in your birthday wig!!!
there is and ugly little girl mouthing off and dropping F bombs like nobody’s business.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w7CFQQLxF9M
“…what a coincidence. I’m a vegan, too.”
Grandma in a meet-n-greet after her first GWAR concert.
You remind me of my ex husband.
” … that blue hat really suits you …”
This is a dangerous situation… wonder what kind of deadly weapon she’s carrying in that big purse of hers…
“…now we just need to find you a nice girl to settle down with.”
“”It started as a little wart…”
So, Ellie, tell me about your mother…
FOR THE HORDE!!!!
“I’m living proof that experimental AIDS vaccine of 2013 worked. But yeah, I could do without the strange genetic mutations and having to dress in a Halloween costume all year in order not to scare people.”
“Son, you look more and more like your father every day”
no caption comment but dang that is cool 🙂
A couple of seniors enjoying some quality time together.
is this seat taken?
Hey, I’m a PENTAGRAM, what’s your sign?
You lost your virginity at a GWAR concert too!?!?
Vote for #2, though lots of good choices!