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CANDIA – Liquid Planet Water Park has been waiting more than two years for a miracle.
Since Kevin Dumont and his family opened the park in 2008, Mother Nature has sent far too many rainy days.
But this year, just after opening, water park staff members saw an unexpected sight as the lifeguard flag was unfurled. In the middle of the red cross was a shadowy face that resembled images of Jesus Christ.
Since the face on the flag was revealed, the weather has been more than perfect, Dumont said. Business is up over 200 percent from last year.
Today, Father Volney “Von” DeRosia from St. Joseph’s Church in Epping will be visiting the park to take a look at the image.
Har!
Found by Jay.
Eyes Wide Shut.
Or could it be, hmmmmmm…I don’t know…SATAN!!
Well good for them.
Oh, just STOP it!
Ok, it’s a cross, so it has to be Jesus.
But it looks more like a Klingon to me.
Up 200%…
Translation: They have 15 customers instead of 5.
That Jesus is such an attention whore.
Looks like Captain Morgan.
Looks more like a Guy Fawkes mask to me.
That’s not Jesus. That’s a picture of Caesar.
Buzz, Cesar Romero?
OMG! double rainbow! what does this mean?!?
How to tell if it is a face: http://bit.ly/9F0xBs
Retards. Our country was founded on them.
Jesus? I see an alien and 2 mushroom clouds. On second thought, yeah, some people will see an alien and mushroom clouds as the second coming of jesus Fucking christ.
“Since the face on the flag was revealed, the weather has been more than perfect, Dumont said. Business is up over 200 percent from last year.”
Coz what jesus was all about was financial gain, right?
Jesus REALLY needs to hire a better PR man, if he wants to get his image out there, in the public eye.
Randomly turning up on flags, windows, or burritos just ain’t gonna get him the proper exposure.
Jesus was a native of Pandora!
Really? Water parks? Jesus’ area of influence has been downgraded to water parks? Did he piss off his father or something? Doesn’t the creator have some lesser angels or something that aren’t busy? Shouldn’t Moses be in charge of water parks? (He did part the Red Sea after all.)
There’s an image of the virgin mary on a window at the building I work in.
I wonder how I can profit from it…